#onion's posts

There’s been a sense for the last four years that the events we’re experiencing will definitely be discussed in future history books, but the pandemic is the first time I’ve thought “Ah shit, children are going to be asked to write a diary entry from the perspective of a kid their age living through this event in history class.”

Every time I think a movie soundtrack is boppin’ it inevitably turns out to be made by Hans Zimmer.

I’d be much better at pushups if there was a cat to kiss every time I descended.

The early history of radioactive science is the most uncomfortable thing to learn about, because you want to celebrate all these amazing breakthroughs and studies that directly influenced modern technology, but can’t because you know the price was all of them unknowingly poisoning themselves.

Question: do you define your meals by order they occur or by time of day they occur? Like, if you got up at noon and had food shortly after, would you call that meal breakfast or would you call it lunch?

Anyways I demand a thousand "Got drunk and woke up married to a stranger" Amoneki aus now.

The most ironic thing about MCU Loki is that Thor has made it clear he doesn't actually want the kingship, so if Loki had been a slightly better person he probably would've eventually gotten exactly what he had risked and lost everything he cares about for, without even needing to do any work. I mean he's second-in-line, loved and trusted by the first-in-line (pre-betrayal...and still post-betrayal to an extent), actually wishes to rule, and would in fact be very good at it, if not for his more selfish and cruel tendencies.