Cole: Jay has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop.
Cole: I asked Jay where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed.
Cole: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."
Cole: Did you see me do that?
Cole: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Oni Jay, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
Cole: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?
Oni Jay: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.
Cole: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-
Oni Jay: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
Cole: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
incorrect quote generators are too much fun :P