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part one, part two, part three, part four, part five, part six, part seven, part eight

Afterparty (ao3) - chewswisely777

Summary: Dan and Phil keep the drinks and entertainment flowing after their friends leave the tabletop game night they’d hosted (TL;DR: they fuck real nasty on the sofa, and unbeknownst to them, PJ watches).

Andromeda (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: The year is 2204, and Dan Howell, unfulfilled on planet Earth, wants to find freedom elsewhere. That elsewhere will be Andromeda, a space colony far out of the solar system. On the fifteen-month voyage there, he meets Phil, starry-eyed and looking for life’s great adventure.

astrophilia (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: (n.) ~ rare love and/of or obsession with planets. stars, and outer space.

Atmosphere (ao3) - thespianhowell

Summary: Sometimes, having sex with Phil feels like coming home.

boyfriends (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: defining the relationship (rossendale, england. december 2009).

celestial (ao3) - sunflowerwitches

Summary: phil wants to help dan love himself a bit more during quarantine

Empty - linguistphil

Summary: There are lots of ways to describe Dan Howell: creative, funny, pretty, awkward. But Phil thinks he knows the perfect word to describe Dan: cockslut.

Flatshare (ao3) - Flamingbluepanda

Summary: The inherent homoeroticism of Sharing a Bed

Forever (ao3) - lobotomist_at_claires

Summary: Fi reflects on how to describe the feeling of knowing Yazi.

Joyride (ao3) - thatsmistertoyou

Summary: After Phil sees We’re All Doomed, Dan invites him back to his hotel room for some casual* fun.

*Phil’s whimsy and fat ass have bewitched him body and soul.

lace (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan received a package that he was expecting, and he decided to show it off to Phil..in an unexpected way.

Nuance (ao3) - JudeAraya

Summary: Dan’s plan to surprise Phil with something sexy goes a little sideways.

obsessed (ao3) - frankiesteinnn

Summary: In which Dan becomes obsessed with his girlfriends ex boyfriend. He thinks its just jealousy, but jealousy has never felt like this before.

Includes poor writing, spiraling, an unmotivated author, and Phil being Phil.

OnlyPhans (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: It’s been on the white board. Phil bought the domain. What kinds of things would Dan and Phil be willing to put on OnlyPhans?

Photoshoot (ao3) - auroraphilealis (peachrayne)

Summary: Seeing Dan model his clothing for the new AmazingPhil merch proves to be too much for Phil, who can’t quite bring himself to care that they’re in public.

Pretty (ao3) - Emptylester (timelordangel)

Summary: Dan buys himself something pretty to wear, and Phil happens to walk in while he’s wearing it.

Raspberries (ao3) - pastelpalettes

Summary: Dan laments over his past with Phil

Resistance (ao3) - ottertrashpalace

Summary: 2009 was sweet. 2013 is… complicated.

Reunion (ao3) - interruptedbyfjreworks

Summary: It’s Phil’s last day in Florida and he can’t wait to be home and hold his bear for the first time in two weeks.

reunion (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Steve the pigeon sees two familiar faces.

Style (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: Dan is scared about what it means to wear women’s clothes. Phil encourages him.

Trust (ao3) - TazzySnow

Summary: Basically Dan and Phil get it on after the Femboy Banana Bread video

Unfiltered (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: “Now. On a scale of one to ten, how are we feeling?” Phil said pragmatically.

“Seven. Still might vomit or shit myself.”

“Ok, seven is alright.”

“Do you think we’ve been meme’d yet? Or cancelled?”

“Meme’d yes. Cancelled, no.” Phil said calmly. He pressed his cheek to the top of Dan’s head. Silence fell for a long minute.

“How about now?”

“Daniel.”

Winging (ao3) - Midgetphan

Summary: A Zing only happens when one person meets his or her soulmate, the person they will spend entirety with forever.

part one

Antithesis (ao3) - Oceanbreeze7 Remus/Tonks, James/Lily T, 417k

Summary: Revenge is the misguided attempt to transform shame and pain into pride. Being forsaken and neglected, ignored and forgotten, revenge seems a fairly competent obligation at this point. Skylar is the boy who lived, that’s why he’s important. I’m not Skylar. Going to Hogwarts is part of the plan, waking the basilisk is part of the plan, taking potions, learning spells, being tortured, murdering others, watching people di-

Azoth (ao3) - zeitgeistic Draco/Harry, Milliecnt/Hermione, Lavender/Ron E, 88k

Summary: Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care.

Conditionally (ao3) - Lomonaaeren T, 39k

Summary: Harry finds out that he’s Snape’s son. It goes as badly as possible.

part one, part three, part four

Amnesia (ao3) - kat_badwi G, 433

Summary: short lashton sadness

Cry (ao3) - SinisterMind Michael/Ashton T, 3k

Summary: The one where Ashton never cries until he reaches the breaking point

Cuddles? (ao3) - nine_rainbows Michael/Luke M, 586

Summary: A day when Muke staying in the house together.

Eighteen (ao3) - boomercal Luke/Ashton E, 56k

Summary: Eighteen-year-old Luke is done putting up with his father and brothers so he takes his father's Corvette and credit card to track down Ashton Irwin. Who graduated a few years ahead of him and has a reputation for smoking, drinking and sleeping around; surely he'll be enough to make his dad meet his demands... right?

Fireproof (ao3) - felixandtae Michael/Calum N/R, 2k

Summary: Michael's hair caught on fire during the London concert and Calum, being his worried boyfriend, becomes more overprotective now than ever.

Injection (ao3) - im_just_a_sucker_for_bromance Michael/Luke E, 4k

Summary: For two days, Michael had been sick, grumpy and moody and to make him feel better, Luke had been googling ways because everything Calum and Ashton had tried had failed. He was quite happy that his plan was more effective and he was totally not expecting a reward in the end.

Or the one where Luke tried to sweat Michael's fever out when everything else failed.

KawaiiCalPal (ao3) - TheLarryDiaries Michael/Calum, Luke/Ashton M, 25k

Summary: Calum is an adorable YouTuber known as KawaiiCalPal. He's most known for his oversized sweaters and matching flower crowns. Also, he's in love with the world famous punk rock band, Swallow the Goldfish. But more accurately, the lead guitarist, Michael Clifford.

Luke, Ashton, and Michael are the three band members of Swallow the Goldfish. They all happen to be jelly beans, Calum's name for his subscribers. It's also quite obvious that Michael believes Calum is his 'soulmate'. It's also remarkable as Calum is very open with his homosexuality, and love for Michael.

It really started when Calum had the opportunity to interview the band for a video.

littlething (ao3) - paperxvalentines (kiwikihyuk) Luke/Calum T, 3k

Summary: Calum was too oblivious and Luke was too subtle.

Lily (ao3) - im_just_a_sucker_for_bromance Michael/Luke E, 49k

Summary: Luke and Michael, they used to be boyfriends, lovers and each other’s world. Michael did not know whether those things really existed but he used to think Luke was his soulmate and that they completed each other; that was until Luke left without saying anything. After many years, Luke had decided to come back home but he did not come alone; he brought along a cute little girl, named Lily. When he suddenly came across Michael, the feelings that he had forgotten started to come back. Will he be able to ignore them? Or let his heart decide for him? Although many years passed, Michael had never really been able to be with anyone else because his heart has always beat for Luke. Meeting Luke again was like a second chance to save what had been lost; he wanted to get close to Luke. Will Luke allow him into his world again? Or was it just him and Lily?

Lyrics (ao3) - paperstorm Michael/Luke T, 4k

Summary: Michael writes Jet Black Heart for Luke.

Moisturizer (ao3) - im_just_a_sucker_for_bromance Luke/Ashton E, 3k

Summary: The first time it happened, it was in a bathroom. Since Luke was horny again, he decided why not make it a second time. They were busy writing and recording but Luke had found a way to squeeze that in their schedule and this time, he was better prepared. Basically, it was inspired by Luke's moisturizer tweet.

Popstar (ao3) - L4sht0n Luke/Ashton, Michael/Calum T, 54k (WIP)

Summary: Luke didn't need a fake boyfriend. He had some problems, every celebrity had some problems. Drug, sex and alcohol was Luke's getaway, but there was nothing wrong with it. A bit problematic yes, but he did nothing wrong. Luke was losing fans because of his bad behaviour, and he was kind of an asshole. Luke could admit this. But he didn't need a fake boyfriend. He didn't need Ashton Irwin to play his fake boyfriend and clean up his mess. If Luke's management wanted to clean up Luke so badly they should just hire a cleaning lady. Luke didn't need a fake boyfriend, didn't want it. Then why did the fake relationship feel so real?

Pretty (ao3) - princesscalum (orphan_account) Michael/Calum T, 1k

Summary: A story in which Calum appears to be the epitome of punk rock but surreptitiously wears pretty things out of enjoyment and Michael will do anything to find out Calum's secret.

Rabbits (ao3) - im_just_a_sucker_for_bromance Michael/Luke E, 3k

Summary: Luke was grumpy because of some things he saw online and to add to it, Ashton has made some new rules. That was not all, Luke blamed it all on Michael. On the other hand, Michael knew exactly what Luke's problem was; lack of attention. Michael had his own ways of giving Luke attention, ways he knew Luke would never refuse.

Softer (ao3) - ashton_cuddles94 M, 1k

Summary: @/twitteruser: "I'm not really into 5sos, but the pudgy drummer is so cute".

"Pudgy?", Ashton thought to himself, putting his phone down in his bunk.

He placed a hand on his stomach, not expecting his fingers to sink in as much as they did. His eyebrows shot up in concern.

"Have I really gotten that soft?"

Sweetheart (ao3) - sorryuser Michael/Calum M, 1k

Summary: Calum loves wearing lace and Michael can't believe that he loves it too.

trouvaille (ao3) - mlnsung Luke/Calum T, 1k

Summary: trouvaille /'tru:vʌi/ (n.) a lucky find

Luke thinks that they're best when they're both naked, and Calum is so pretty when he rolls around in the sheets.

Webcams (ao3) - gardener Luke/Ashton, Michael/Calum M, 3k

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