#one guy asks

this ask made me brush up on my jerstory (jerma history) and i have learned a horrific amount

1. jerma appears to be a three stooges stan

2. hes mentioned it at least 72 times (2016-2025)

3. 20 of those times were referencing the three stooges in fortnite

4. at least 5 other times were him asking if the three stooges would be put in other, non Fortnite games

5. he still for some reason believes the three stooges will be added to Fortnite by april 3rd, 2030

the best explanation i can find for it is this quote from his elden ring part 11 stream (2022-03-23)

"...and if the three stooges are not added to Fortnite by April 23rd, I will eat a glove on stream. I made a thing- a bet- like a year ago, that said that i was certain that the three stooges were going to be in Fortnite. Certain of it. And it probably will happen, but i might just be too early for it. The three stooges are going to be in Fortnite. I will die on this hill. Why is everybody else added to the game? Look at the Fortnite roster and tell me that the three stooges wouldn't be there. The Fortnite skin roster right now is like the old smash brothers pretend leaks."

thank you, i really appreciate it!! heres the penis genius clip (i hope its the right one im not sure ive seen it before now, somehow)

oh my goodness thank you... what is this, an amethyst? its beauti-

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i let this ask sit in the inbox for 2 months. surely its perfectly aged to go into the blinding soup now