Jun 1, 2017
Is this real life? #omgbacon
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Is this real life? #omgbacon
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Have I told you how Bacon is my best friend? No? Okay. So, yeah, basically bacon is my best friend. Much love only. @grandmamascafe #baconlover #baconbaconbacon #baconator #addbaconplease #intabacon #foodies #foodstagram #yummyinmytummy #omgbacon (at Grandmama's Cafe)
I only caught bits and pieces, but I'm pretty sure it was bacon. #bacon #bits #pieces #omgbacon #talkingfood #friendlyfoods (made with @over)
Adventures in First World Problem Solving
Problem: Cooked too much bacon.
Solution: Ate too much bacon.Â
Sensitive bacon. #bacon #heart #eltonjohn #omgbacon #talkingfood #friendlyfoods (made with @over)
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OMGBacon's Baconlicious Tower
Unfucking, Ground Zero
My house is fucked. Has been my whole life. Everyone in it is working, or depressed, or overwhelmed, and we can't walk without stepping around/over/on something. And the minute you pick something up another thing is put in the clear space and you know, beyond a glimmer of a doubt, that you are the only person to ever touch the Gordion Knot that is the mess, so you sit down and cry because you will never ever be free. I've lived my whole life like this - but now I have an infant son who is just on the brink of crawling. He's everything that is awesome to me, but I can't put him down without watching him like a hawk because his curious fingers worm out small pieces of trash and debris that I couldn't see to pick up beforehand. I'm at the brink of despair because every effort I've made is crammed into times between school and baby and are immediately counter-acted by whirlwind trashtastic younger brother (who often refuses to help clean without monetary incentive - of which there is not much) and seldom aided by largely absent mother. Besides being unable to have company over, I have dreams about DCF taking my child away because I don't deserve him living like we do. Then... UFYH come along and swords the shit out of the problem. So. Here I am. At the foot of a mountain of shit. This begins my climb: