#omedetou

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

THERE’S A BIG ALIEN THINGY THAT’LL DEVOUR BOTH THE DIGITAL AND REAL WORLD AND THERE’S A SLIM CHANCE TO AVOID THE WORST CASE SCENARIO!?!?!? GOOD THING WE HAVE 2,000 YEARS TO COME UP WITH A PLAN!!!!!!!

HOW…THE ACTUAL FUCK…DID THEY MANAGE TO TAKE WHAT WAS A REALLY GOOD PREMISE AND STORY, ONLY TO SEND IT DOWN INTO THE MARIANA TRENCH WITH SO MUCH FORCE THAT IT ACTUALLY PENETRATED THE EARTH’S CORE, SHOT OUT OF THE OTHER SIDE AND ENDED UP GOING STRAIGHT INTO THE CENTER OF THE SUN WHERE IT’S STILL BURNING DUE TO HOW MUCH SHIT WAS IN IT!?!?!?

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY HANGING IN THE CROSS THAT’S HOW THEY DECIDED TO END ONE OF THE DARKER AND MORE COMPLEX STORYLINES IN THE HISTORY OF THIS FRANCHISE!?!?!?!? NO, NONONONONONONONONONONO, BULLSHIT!!!

Digimon Ghost Game was doing SO FUCKING WELL FOR ME in EVERY aspect and when it finally got to the finish line, it literally decided to channel the dogs from Up and go, “SQUIRREL!!!!! SQUIRRELS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!!!!!!” which in turn caused it to trip over it’s own legs and break them. Digimon Ghost Game didn’t even finish the race, IT REMOVED ITSELF AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND.

The critics can bash the Digimon Adventure reboot all they want, but AT LEAST IT HAD CLEAR CUT STAKES AT THE END AND THEY MANAGED TO ACTUALLY GIVE US AN ENDING!!! Ghost Game LITERALLY got 99% of the way done, only SURPRISE!!! WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK TO DO NOW SO I GUESS WE’LL JUST END IT HERE!!!!!

If Toei doesn’t give this season an End of Evangelion treatment where we get a movie that ACTUALLY TELLS US WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THIS EVIL ENTITY FROM SPACE ARRIVES IN 2,000 YEARS…I’m gonna be really fucking pissed. I mean they REALLY didn’t need to pull an Evangelion and leave the ending a convoluted mess of “wait what? That’s it???” There was only ONE THING missing from the episode and it was THIS: