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‘Loosly based on the song ‘December 1963 (Oh What a Night)’ by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons‘

Fic under the cut!

(Based off the song 'Chasing Cars' by Snow Patrol- also I'm now taking song requests so you can request a song for any ship-)

He sighed, jumping down from a pile of junk and grabbing the paws of his love, gently pulling her to the ground.

"If I lay here..." he started.

"If I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?" He managed to eventually say.

"I don't quite know, how to say how I feel. Those three words are said too much. But they're not enough!"

As he spoke, his voice rose in volume and the excitement shone through every word.

"If I lay here... If I just lay here...Would you lie with me and just forget the world?"

He quietened down, slipping his arm around her waist, pressing gentle kisses to the arch of her neck.

"Forget what we're told... before we get too old. Show me a garden that's bursting into life or let's waste time chasing cars around our heads,"

He smiled slightly and held the queen, his queen, close to his brown and white chest.

"I need your grace to remind me to find my own because all that I am... all that I ever was... is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see,"

He glanced down into the glimmering green eyes of his sweetheart, deep love reflected in them.

"I-I don't know where... confused about how as well. Just know that these things will never change for us at all..."

As Asparagus gently kissed Jellylorum, he knew this queen was all he needed.

-(- 50 years later -)-

As Old Deuteronomy slowly lowered his arms after his declaration of how to address a cat, a thin black and brown and white tom stepped forward. Although he was thinner and slower and older, there were three things that hadn't changed. 1- His love and talent for performing. 2- His love for singing. 3- His love for Jellylorum.

"If I lay here... I-If I just lay here... would you lie with me and just forget the world?"

The face of his love, his queen, his goddess, his Jelly shone out at him from the group of Jellicle. As she caught his eyes, everything melted away.

They were just Jellylorum and Asparagus Jr.

They were just Jelly and Razzie.

The Naming of Cats

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Mentioning cats is a difficult thing It's not just one of your Christmas games At first you might think I'm mad as a hatter If I tell you, the cat should have three different names

First, the surname the family uses every day Like Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James Like Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey These are all meaningful everyday names

But let me tell you, a cat needs a special name A strange and dignified name How else does it keep its tail straight? Or to widen the mustache or to cultivate pride?

Under these names I can give you a quorum Like Munkustrap, Quaxo and Coricopat Like bombalurin or jelly Names that never belong to more than one cat

But there is another name And here's a name you never think about A name that no human research can discover But the cat himself knows this and will never accept it

When you see a cat in deep meditation The reason, I tell you, is always the same His mind thinks, thinks Think, think, think of his name ...