偷机摸狗 (tou ji mo gou) = being sneaky/sneaking around (usually doing something illegal) [偷鸡摸狗]
飞机 (fei ji) = airplane
老婴抓小叽 (lao ying zhua xiao ji) = eagle catches the chick
some fun word play here: the ying used is the one used for Wei Ying (魏婴), and the ji refers to Lan Wangji, though it’s different from the one in his name. This refers to the game 老鹰抓小鸡 (lao ying zhua xiao ji), which is a variant of playing catch: one person will be the eagle, one will be the parent hen/rooster, and the rest of them chicks. The eagle’s job is to catch all the chickens that are hiding behind the parent, usually in a row holding onto each other’s shoulders. The eagle has to catch the last person in the row.
有机可乘 (you ji ke cheng) = to have an opportunity that can be taken
probably refers to how Lan Wangji has a chance to piggyback Wei Wuxian ahaha
Simplified breakdown of the “jis” in this
(1) 机: machine. when combined it can mean that it does something; for example the above 飞机 - 飞 (fei) = fly, 机 ＝ machine, when you combine 飞机 it means flying machine = airplane | 点歌 = song request 点歌机 = song request machine
(2) 机: chance. usually means 机会 (ji hui)
there are way too many uses of 机 (you can read more here if interested)
鸡: chicken
叽: (google translate says) to grumble.
some of the above memes use these words interchangeably because it sounds similar also? internet venacular or the likes
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