#ohright

cake. it's so weird. especially this one. it looks like a lame teenager giving you the middle finger from the top of their head. if you accidentally drop it, then it looks like some sort of blood river. I mean, it could be fruit juice. you never know.

if you eat it, it kinda looks like a face that's annoyed you ate it, and it has little freckles or something, like it's the lame teen looking at you in disgust for eating it. and what if a cool monster came along and ate the cake? now their teeth and mouth are red, and it looks like an evil monster, because red is evil. actually, I hate this cake. it's ugly.

now THAT's what I call cake. look at that beautiful cake. it looks nothing like soup. you just want to marry it, don't you? it's got pores like real cake, and is fluffy like a ralsei. it's got orange hair (way better imo) and blue frosting on it, with cherries on top as if everything else wasn't enough. and then it's got green sprinkles! now it looks like a mutation cake that's actually there for you. I dub it ralsei cake.

it makes you have that look on your face, the one in the bottom-right. or bottom-left if you're mentally dumb like the bottom-reftht guy

the middle-finger cake makes you look like

like who made that cake I think it's gonna be in my nightmares and look at that poor monster imagine that could've been ralsei now everybody thinks ralsei is a monster he's not he's a darkener

choose your favorite cake, actually don't I know you like fluffy ralsei cake better than rock hard vulgar cake thing that's like an ugly thing. it reminds me of that lamp shade guy, he'll say "rouxls" then "it's pronounced "rules" " " " " " " malfucntion at line 1 col 243: malfunction is spelt wrong it's spelt "malfunction"

wait what were we doing again oh right cake

fluffy cake guy who is mentally well and is sad he didn't get a cake for his late birthday celebration (which happens to be a month after christmas) (his birthday was in september, he did get cake) "kirbdyogs" kirbydogs, signing the exit sign

Okey, so I’ve heard about this thing where people think about how old the sides are and stuff, and I wanted to offer my take(yes i know no one cares shut up)

1) The whole idea of some sides (in the past) having been older than a different side doesn’t make sense to me. I’m talking about stories where Patton is like 30 i guess and taking care of a 5 year old Roman or something along those lines. It doesn’t make sense to me personally, because the sides are the same age now, and that would mean that while Thomas was 18 some sides were like twice his age or half his age and- It just doesn’t make sense to me. I’m not saying that people can’t write that. Just that I don’t have it as a headcanon, nor do I think it can be canon. As an Au, it works tho!

2) The whole “which side came first”. This is my take on it, if you have a different idea, go right ahead!

Virgil- First side. Appeared around the time Thomas was 6 months-1 year old. (At this time, Virgil was just nervousness.)

Patton- Second side. Appeared between when Thomas was around 1 year old. (As just emotions)

Creativity- Third Side. Appeared between when Thomas was 1 year - 3 years old. (Unsplit creativity)

Janus- Forth(ish) side. Appeared between when Thomas was 2 - 3 years old. (This one is tricky, I’m saying at the time, Janus was just Thomas’s want for things

Logan- Fifth Side. Appeared between when Thomas was 3 years old - 5 years old. (At this time, Logan was more of Thomas’s learning skill/ability to learn)

Logan- Turns into more of a sense of Logic, of using things Thomas learned around the age of 7

Patton- Turns into more of a sense of morality around the age of 8-9. 

Janus- Alongside with Patton, he turns into more of a sense of selfishness and deciet around the age of 8-10.

Virgil- Turns from nervousness+fear into anxiety, around the time when Thomas was 13-14. 

Creativity- Splits into Roman and Remus around when Thomas is 14-15

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