#oh really?

distance makes the heart grow fonder! however, you think that maybe his heart should grow a little less fond

the moment it’s decided he’s going back to belobog, you are on the brain. and nothing else.

his first priority, even before bronya

yes, other captains would see her before they run off to their partners, but you’re special. so just a quick visit to you first!

two quick kisses turn into ten and you have to remind him about bronya.

he has the AUDACITY to look annoyed

after reporting, he attaches himself to your side. this makes everything very difficult.

cooking, cleaning, chores… he gets in the way through all of it and somehow has the extra time to imagine you as a homemaker…

oh, you have a job? gepard really doesn’t get why you don’t just quit. he makes enough. quit. come on, you don’t need it. you have him. you’d prefer to be spending time with him instead of working, wouldn’t you? don’t be silly, just quit! leave the job, stay with him!

you have this conversation a lot.

it always ends with two things: he mopes around for a day or two and then strong-arms your boss into giving you at least a few days off.

bronya has told him off for abusing his authority like that, so gepard comes back to you and said it wouldn’t have happened if you’d just quit your job.

you’re not quitting your job.

if you sleep in your bed, you’re not anymore! for the entirety of his stay in belobog you are sleeping in his bed, wrapped up tight in his arms. snug as a bug in a rug

he does get less clingy as time goes on, thankfully

if you (or someone else, it’s normally someone else) makes him feel uncomfortable though, and getting away with murder will be tough, then he whips out marriage papers

the first time he tried this (yes, he’s done this multiple times before), you stared at him and asked him, “why do you have these…?”

he didn’t answer that particular question

did push them towards you though and went “sign, sign :)”

you did not. you will not. this conversation has happened less than the job one, thankfully, but it’s still more common than you’d like it to be.

you kiss and wave him off when it’s time for him to leave, but the elation at him finally leaving always makes you feel guilty…

you love him and he’s sweet, but he’s just so suffocating! maybe it’s time to call it quits?