#ogascantina

I was fortunate enough to go to Oga’s Cantina in Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge in Disney’s Hollywood Studios before the pandemic. But I’ve since had a realization that there needs to be an R rated Star Wars bar.

I’m talking done properly and officially by Disney. It should be in the strip club area of Tampa (there’s already a famous strip club that sounds like it could be from the Star Wars universe - Mons Venus), which is only a little more than a one hour drive from Disney World in Orlando. They could buy the land and donate to enough politicians to make it a reality.

In Oga’s Cantina there were a few custom Star Wars themed beers poured by cast members in basic costumes. You know what’s even cooler? Custom Star Wars strains of weed dealt under the table by Ree-Yees. An Arcona or Talz would have a hooka going for you to smoke it. The blue milk is nice, but pink cocaine would be a very immersive experience. A droid DJ is cute, but Twi’lek strippers would rake in the cash. Stormtroopers walking around and playfully harassing guests is fun, but hiding from a Mandalorian who has a bounty on you would be much more exciting.

Does this sound bad to you? We hear the Mos Eisley cantina described as, “You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” Someone gets their arm chopped off and it’s not a huge deal! There should be a feeling of danger.

Had a blast at Batuu Pride at Black Spire Outpost!

(aka the annual Gay Days Anaheim at Disneyland... only this time, it was in SPACE!)

I dressed as a Batuuan, brought along my trusty lightsaber, and organized about sixty (!) friends to all get adjacent reservations at Oga's Cantina, turning it into an impromptu gay bar at the edge of the galaxy for a few amazing hours.

Can't wait to do it again next year, even bigger and better!