texts the other memes at 3 am: Q for sure. Data would spend way too long trying to figure out what these ethereal, complicated memes mean when they’re really just shit posts.
tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable: Q again! He’d try to get Data to like...blow up a planet or turn everyone into pineapples for fun or something.
is the designated driver and who always gets wasted: I would say Data is the designated driver, but I love the image of Q panicking trying to get a drunken Data into the car while he drunkenly sings HMS Pinafore and touches everything. Like when Baymax runs out of battery.
always has to host the impromptu sleepover: Data would be the best host. He’d look up all the protocol on the best sleepover activities and teach them all to Q. “This is a ‘pillow fight’. It is fun.”
who’s netflix account gets mooched off of: Data, but he’d give his password willingly to anyone.
brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie: Q would bring a ton of random snacks from all over the multiverse that he swears are amazing or whatever. Or maybe not. Maybe he’d insist snacks were an unnecessary vice. If only @ofthecontinuum were here to tell me what he would say... Data would choose some historical documentary that is like three hours long and he would pause it every few minutes to elaborate on the information in the film.
is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight: Data absolutely. If he felt there was something to apologize for, he’d do it right away.
is the ‘ mom friend ‘: I suppose Data because I’m thinking of the time Q was human and Data attempted to explain protocol and reeled him in when he was embarrassing himself and stuff.
calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail: Even if the Q were ‘eternal’ and didn’t have ‘birthdays’. He’d make one up for him because the birthday celebration is an important experience.
is the better wingman to the other: I can totally see Q and Data at a bar and Q trying to coach him on picking up a date and then executing some ridiculous, world-breaking plan.
‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘: This literally sounds like something Q would say to Data in some patronizing manner so...
pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together: They...both strike me as karaoke fans. Don’t Go Breakin My Heart for sure.
