Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags: Sex Pollen, Multiple Orgasms, Blow Jobs, also blow-jobs important distinction, Anal Sex, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, the power of manifestation, sexual truth or dare, Scent Kink
Summary:
Stede is rambling. This isn't out of the norm, but thereâs something about the look on his face, the specific tone heâs using, that has Ed worried.
âItâs actually quite interesting!â Stede says, sweating profusely. âIâve never seen a plant do that before! I wonder if itâs been documented anywhere! I donât think Iâve read about it in any books. You would think someone would have published something somewhere if they had seen something like that! You know I have a pretty encyclopedic knowledge of plants, my dear. And yet not a glimpse of this flower! It was a flower, was it not? Iâm feeling a little foggy on the details.â
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Post-canon universe where Mary ends up becoming a tattoo artist.
It starts when Ed winds up visiting the Bonnet household. Maybe he went there after Stedeâs âdeathâ only to learn that the Gentleman Pirate is out looking for him. Maybe this is post-reunion and theyâve just popped by to check on the kids. Whatever the reason, Ed ends up hitting it off with Mary and is particularly enamored with her art studio because holy shit you did the lighthouse painting!
He needs a version of that on his body. Now.
And Mary is like, Iâm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard sir, but the human body is a slightly different canvas from what Iâm used to and Iâve neverâ
But Ed is already waving her off. You think pirates know what the fuck theyâre doing either? Nah. You get a buddy sloshed on rum, promise him itâs gonna look great, tattoo something on his ass, and then keep out of reach when he first sees it in a shaving mirror. It looks like shit. Of course it does! But then you do it to someone else and it looks a little less shitty. Then again and again until hey, thatâs some talent right there! So go to town. Canât look any worse than what Izzy first put on his back.
By this point Ed has hopped up onto a table and pulled a kit seemingly out of nowhere. Heâs also got his shirt offâthis is fineâand Mary has to admit, some of his tats really are awful. Not all of them! But enough that she can precisely pick out where some drunk sailor was trying out a needle for the first time. And yeah, she could easily justify this through fear, telling herself that itâs not like she can say no to the intimidating, legendary Blackbeard. Dating Stede or not, the guy could slash her throat in an instant. Actually, dating Stede is a mark against any mental stability.
The reality though is that it isnât fear that convinces her. Mary just looks at the spots of crappy ink and thinks, Fuck. I could do better than that.
So she does.Â
Mary might not know tattooing yet, but sheâs got an eye for art and she picks up the mechanics quickly. At her request Alma brings in a bottle of something far nicer than rumâcasting an interested look towards the pirate that reminds Mary, with a trickle of worry, that she always was her fatherâs daughterâand they spend a surprisingly pleasant afternoon with Mary experimenting and Ed commenting on her paintings. Is that flower a vagina, Mary? Yes it is, god, no one else gets that!
Mary tattoos a lighthouse onto Edâs arm, entwining it with one of his tentacles. Itâs nothing fancy, but Ed leaves the Bonnet household pleased as fucking punch.
Which means, of course, that a few months later Stede shows back up (in a terrible disguise) begging her to give him his own lighthouse on the opposite arm.
Stede Bonnet, are you really asking for the symbol of our now defunct marriage after you left me, came back, came out as gay, and then had the gall to fall in love with the most dangerous pirate on the seven seas?
âŚYes?
Yeah, alright, fine. Get on the table.
Mary has been practicing since she last saw Ed, discovering that she loves the permanence of tattooingâputting her art on a moving canvas; a part of someoneâs very identity, not just their home. Though itâs hardly considered good form in their community, she even managed to find a tutor after promising Doug that she wouldnât fall in love with this one. Or if she does, sheâs not going to throw him over for the new guy. You should really talk to Stedeâs friend Lucius, Doug. He has fantastic ideas about the whole thing.
Stede tells Mary all about their lighthouse fuckery while she works and she finds that this story is a damn bit more romantic than their awkward wedding vows. In the end, this lighthouse is far more detailed than Edâs, with steadier lines and a bit of shading, and Mary canât help but think that it fits their personalities quite well. Stede is so happy he forgets himself and plants an exuberant kiss on Maryâs cheek. She just laughs.
From there other members of The Revenge show up when itâs safe for them to sneak into town, all of them wanting ink from a member of their Captainâs family. Their family, now. After sheâs given Jim a pair of crossed knives and Oluwande a small orange tree on his back; Frenchie a recreation of his lute and the Swede the notes of his favorite song, word starts to spread to other crews. Wherever The Revenge goes they show off their ink. Even when they donât, Maryâs developing a style thatâs noticeable in any tavern or seedy alleywayâfar nicer work than what anyone else has got.
The first time an unknown pirate shows up on their doorstep in the dead of night, Mary very nearly stabs him with one of the knives Jim gifted her. She whisper-yells at the poor bastard about manners and coming during business hours, really, what is wrong with you? After a sheepish apology, she brews an obscene amount of coffee and inks a childâs portrait onto the manâs arm. Itâs by far the most challenging tat sheâs done to date and somewhere around 4:00am, bleary-eyed and energized, Mary thinks that sheâll never want to do anything else again.
More pirates come after that. Doug worries. Mary reassures. As a compromise, she starts taking clients while her widow group meets. The presences of nine or so women who have nothing to loseâalongside Evelyn glaring from the cornerâis more than enough to keep even the toughest ruffian in line.
Which isnât to say that every client is a good experience. Oh no. Mary learns and more importantly, she listens, figuring out which pirates have beef with an ally of The Revenge, or who would sooner sell out their own than part with a single coin. On the truly worrisome visitors, the ones who do nothing to endear themselves during the long session or any of the repeat visits, Mary adds a small flower to their designs. Just her signature, she assures them, but everyone on The Revenge knows that itâs a message: donât trust this one, watch your back.
Most though are surprisingly pleasant to spend time with. Sweethearts just dealing with a fair bit of trauma, as her ex-husband might say. When they thank her and try to press purses into her hand, Mary just shakes her head. Itâs not like she needs the money. Instead, she draws out promises that theyâll do right by The Revenge and its co-captains, should they ever cross paths. When her family visits, Mary hears many tales about the crews that unexpectedly assisted during a tough raid, offered a good deal on supplies, bought them all drinks when they came into port.
Mary is the laughingstock of the town. Sheâs the woman whose husband ran out on her to become a criminal and then didnât even have the decency to stay away, instead dying in a thoroughly tactless fashion. Sheâs the woman who gave up a lucrative painting career to instead take up a lowlifeâs art formâif it could even be called suchâwith all manner of scoundrels calling on her. Sheâll end badly, wait and see.
Mary is beloved by the pirate community. Sheâs the darling of Blackbeard and the Gentleman Pirate, more than capable of holding her own with both. Sheâs the woman whose ink you want etched into your skinâalways safe to visit, always compassionate, and unspeakably talented. Sheâll go far, wait and see.
Of course, it doesnât matter what anyone else thinks. Mary teaches Louis how to draw and makes Alma promise that sheâll finish her education before following her father to sea; she takes Doug to bed each night and with his encouragement visits Evelyn many afternoons. Sheâs happy.
Shockingly, so is everyone else. Mary isnât entirely sure what to make of the waspish man who shows up on her doorstep one afternoon, but heâs easily recognizable based on Stede and Edâs descriptions. Israel Hands has just three tattoos: the ace of spades to mark his time in the Navy, the swallow for a well-traveled pirate, and a lopsided cross on his cheek that Mary almost asks about, before thinking better of it.
He wants a fourth tattoo. A lighthouse on the back of his neck.
Itâs been a long time since Mary first started tattooing. Itâs not that she forgot about her previous lighthouses, of course not, but any additional meaning doesnât register as she works up a design to show Izzy. After all, heâs a sailor. A pirate. Most of them want something to connect them to the sea and there are only so many objects that do that.
The placement is a bit odd though. Mary warns him that heâll have to keep his hair short for the tattoo to show, shaving the fine hairs regularly. Izzy just grunts and mutters for her to get to it. Mary doesnât realize the significance of him allowing her to hold a razor to his neck, in his blind-spot no less. At this point, sheâs considered an extension of the only two allowed to do the same.
This lighthouse is perfect. After years of work Mary is easily able to navigate the muscles in Izzyâs neck; the thin scar thatâshe shiversâis just a little too close to his jugular. Mary knows how to make her art catch the eye when Izzy stands tall and how to keep it from looking absurd whenever he twists his head. She doesnât know this man well, but Mary senses that this piece should be meticulous and detailed, not a single line out of place. So she pours everything into the image, holding Izzy steady with a grip he doesnât flinch from.
It's only months later, when the family comes back to visit, that Mary realizes what sheâs helped accomplish. Izzy stands between his two captains and from the back she sees that all the lighthouses are balanced, like the top of a nautical star.
Oh, Mary thinks as Ed slips a hand onto the small of Izzyâs back; Izzy leans his shoulder into Stedeâs. There it is.Â
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I have wanted to commission @y2jenn since I saw her art over a year ago, so it should come as no surprise that I am utterly bowled over by this gorgeous piece from my fic Gods By the Dozen. It's already got pride of place on my office wall.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 13/13
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet & Israel Hands, Israel Hands/Original Male Character(s), Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
Characters: Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags: Shapeshifting, Bodyswap, Magic, Alternate Universe - Magic, Identity Porn, Identity Issues, POV Israel Hands, Israel Hands Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Sexual Tension, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Crack Treated Seriously, Israel Hands-centric, Israel Hands is Bad at Feelings, Israel Hands Has Issues, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Blow Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, Mild Smut, Sexual Roleplay, Complicated Relationships, Rough Sex, Anal Sex, Top Stede Bonnet, Sub Israel Hands, Bottom Israel Hands, Israel Hands Has Feelings, No Spoilers, Not Season/Series 02 Compliant, steddyhands, Israel Hands Redemption, Curses, Curse Breaking, Transformation
Summary:
Izzy pisses off the wrong person in a market on a strange island and receives a strange mark for his troubles. He initially arrives back at the Revenge as his twentysomething self. But he soon learns that there's more to the curse he's been afflicted with than simply making him younger. He discovers that he has the ability to become other people, though it's difficult and hard to control. Is it actually a curse? Or is there more going on than meets the eye?
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Features mild smut with some FTB and an emotional journey for Izzy.
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I just finished this fic last night! Not sure how to get it out to people who might enjoy it.Â
âYou didnât really kill Lucius, did you?â Stede asks, the tips of his fingers dancing lightly on the tattoos of Edâs back.Â
He feels⌠divine, actually, if he does say so himself. Theyâre reunion, after clearing up all misunderstandings between them, had been pleasant to say the least, and Stede looks forward to the rest of his life being like this - him and Ed and the Revenge and the open seas.
He does need his second in command, though, if only to stop Black Pete from throwing himself overboard (weighed down with cannonballs) again. Honestly now.
Ed sighs. Nuzzles into the skin of Stedeâs chest. âTried. Pushed the fucker off board.â
Stede gasps. âEd!â
He only gets a hand waved lazily in his face for his outrage. âHe thinks I donât know heâs hiding in one of your many secret passages. But I do.â
And oh. Oh, even at his lowest, at his most hurt, and lashing out over it, Ed still cares. He might not acknowledge it, Stede thinks, might not let himself believe it is what it is, but he does care. âI do love you, you know.â
Thereâs a fleeting, gentle kiss pressed just under his collarbone, and a soft, grumbled, ââm beginning to think that you do, yeah.â And then, quieter, more hesitant than anything Stedeâs ever heard from Ed, âFuckinâ love you, too, donât I?â
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(âWe should tell him he can come out now, though.â
â...he can fucking stay there a few more days.â