Uendo thought he could piece of shit and CHECK IN EVERYONE'S ROOMS WHILE ROLLING DOWN THE HALL WITH HIS MASSIVE ROOMBA PILLOW STACK . However, just when he was about to break into the first room, he hears a lot of metal rattling noises growing louder and louder. When he looks up, he sees Baby at the end of the hall MECHANICALLY JIGGING TOWARDS HIM AT A VERY RAPID PACE.
THE ROOMBA ISN’T FAST ENOUGH.
THE ROOMBA ISN’T FAST ENOUGH.
THE ROOMBA PILLOW STACK IS DOING IT’S BEST BUT IT’S NOT FAST ENOUGH.
He can’t escape the jigging.
He’s done for.
Rest in pillows.
CBKW - FAZBEAR FILE #3.5
MURDER INFORMATION
Body discovered by: Nobody
Time of Death: Unknown
Time of Discovery: None
Victim: Uendo Toneido (& Roomba)
Cause of Death: Mechanical Jigging
INVESTIGATION
Last seen by Circus Baby.
Whereabouts of the body are a secret.
RESULTS
Rakugo is forever a lost art.
Pizzeria is free of shrimp now.
No future opportunities for a fire tornado, I guess.
