Jun 21, 2019
Me: We are down to the last pin on Tobi's jacket. It looks naggingly familiar, but I can't place it.
He: When that is identified the universe reinvents itself, as foretold in prophecy.
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Me: We are down to the last pin on Tobi's jacket. It looks naggingly familiar, but I can't place it.
He: When that is identified the universe reinvents itself, as foretold in prophecy.
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“I do so many segues I should have two wheels and a gyroscope.”
My husband, theydies and gentlethem.
Offhand Manor gets out of a sticky situation
He: Y'know, it's a good thing I never really got into pancakes, because my mustache and maple syrup would not be a good combination.
Me: You'd just have to do Swedish pancakes: powdered sugar and lemon.
He: I'm just wondering where the hell my mind came up with that one.
Me: The right two LSD-infused neurons rubbed together.
Offhand Manor is the room where it happens
Doug: There are a million things I should be doing today, but I'm just not feeling it.
Me: There's a million things you haven't done, but just you wait?
Doug: *belches*
Me: Well, there's one off the list.
Doug: Da da da da da, da da dada da ya ya...
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Offhand Manor is doing some retail therapy
He: I have many questions. . . https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/826550938/byzantine-boxer-briefs
Me: Is "do they come in my size?" one of them?
He: . . . yes.
Offhand Manor is living the bicoastal life this weekend.
He: I'm debating pizza.
Me: I find eating pizza tends to be a more pleasurable experience.
He: Its position on free trade is simply untenable.
He: I ordered Chicago Style, not Chicago School!
My husband, talking to someone who is Wrong on the Internet: How do you spell Mayor Pete's last name?
Me: Don't ask me...
My husband: Incorrectly?