'...I think, Alex was complaining recently that he sends out Christmas parcels of cheese to everyone and gets nothing back every year. The thing is, you know...he gets to be in Blur for an extra year'. Graham Coxon, Off Menu podcast, 2024

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'...I think, Alex was complaining recently that he sends out Christmas parcels of cheese to everyone and gets nothing back every year. The thing is, you know...he gets to be in Blur for an extra year'. Graham Coxon, Off Menu podcast, 2024

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listened to the jeff golfblum episode while drawing this. felt like i was on drugs
Ed Gamble responding to the Celebrity Traitors cast announcement
im listening to alex horne's off menu episode and . i knew then man is insane but just. holy shit. i didn't realize just how deep it goes. the episode intro had ed and james saying they knew this was gonna be dogshit. alex spends several minutes talking about his hot tub, then when asked about a dream menu, says that whenever he eats out, he just has what someone else is having, so his dream menu would be just whatever they're having. asked ed if he'd ever had buttered bread. talked about "take a shit. first to shit wins" being a good task, and a few minutes after that about how there should be a "come first" task. makes his kids honey and raisin sandwiches (layer of honey, layer of raisins). asked if he could have some extra gluten sprinkled on top of his bread. jesus christ

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people of tumblr, i pose you a humble query
who is this?
Patrick Tennessee Springleaf the undercover cop
that’s Lars
isn’t that the guy who ran the honey scheme?
Nish Kumar’s drug dealer
whimsical comic James Acaster
Kermit the Frog in human form
that’s Wolfe i had jury duty with him
the guy from taskmaster
ooh7, the LGBTQ+ James Bond
Mr. Who, the Doctor’s pansexual cousin
that idiot who keeps trying to buy the divider at the store
Gyro from ducktales
My favourite James Acaster thing is seeing him properly call people out and going into defence mode when someone says something stupid.
My second favourite James Acaster thing is seeing James about to go into defence mode and backing out when he realizes it’s okay.
I think this is the singular best thing to ever happen on Off Menu… you trash man with your trash family.