#odeer

2024 Daily Drawing 020

msi stealth pro Odeer Car Seat Pad Heightening Height Boost Mat Portable Breathable Mesh, Ideal for Car Office,Home, Used All The Year,Blue

Features

Enjoy a better anatomical sitting position. Extra height Booster, whilst driving.

Feel the high quality Car Seat Pad support your legs and back, when in the car or for sitting at your computer/desk or just at home.

Simply rests on the base of the chair – Easy to keep clean

When driving, the height is too low to see the line of sight. It can help you broaden your horizons and…

Apparently said deer body slam to my car has affected my windshield (obviously), my hood (again, obvious), something behind my left headlight, and my bumper.

Grand estimated total: $3270.85

Thank you, based insurance gods.

Called into work, left voicemail because there was no answer (it was early, not surprised)

Text about an hour later due to no response

Didn’t receive confirmation that voicemail had been received until an hour after that

Call insurance, get claim number

This is the easiest part of my morning

Contact the collision center because it was late last night, I wanted to make sure they had my car

“You said it was a Volkswagen?”  “No, it’s a Ford Focus.”  “Oh, we don’t have it, we must have been closed.”

Call AAA to get the towing company’s number

Success

CALL TOWING COMPANY

“We need a service number from AAA.”

FuckThisShit.jpg

CALL AAA BACK

SUCCESS.2

CALL THE MOTHERFUCKING TOWING COMPANY

“Oh, he left it there with the key under the floormat.”  “...they said it’s not there.”  “He said he got there as they were closing and was able to leave it just inside the gate.”

kfjdlskfj

SO SOMEONE STOLE MY CAR!?

CALL THE COLLISIO N CEN TER BAAAAAACK

Number is having issues, disconnects 8 fucking times before I call a different branch to get an alternate number.

Finally get a hold of them.

“No, they said my car is there, it’s a 2012, grey Ford Focus with Kentucky plates.  They left it in front of the office.”  “Okay, hold on.”  *hold music* “Okay, yeah, one of the guys saw it this morning and moved it to the back.”

DON’T TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE MY CAR, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.