Wally Easters | Sally + Ward
âSo, this lunch thing with your mum tomorrow ... there wasnât very much thought put into this whole thing, was there?â He asked, taking a seat up on her desk, absentmindedly tossing her stress ball back and forth between his hands, âI mean, thereâs the obvious question: how on earth did someone like you get someone like me to go out with you? I was thinking, perhaps, Iâve just come out of a como or maybe I was stranded on a desert island and you were the first girl Iâve seen in ten years or something? Your thoughts on this? I just, really think we need to make this believable, you know? Canât have your mum suspecting anything."Â
He scratched his forehead, âAlso, how long have we been dating? How did we meet? And where are we in the relationship? Obviously, weâre having sex. I know you wouldnât be able to resist all of this,â He said, gesturing to himself, âYou probably live at my place most of the time. I can only assume that you live in an apartment thatâs filled with empty pizza boxes and too many cats.â He paused, âShould I make it a point to stress how rich I am? That way your mum will know that, at least, you will be taken care of financially if we are married and then divorced. Is there going to be a marriage, by the way? Give the old girl something to live for? That isnât exactly what I signed up for, but ... Iâve never been married. Not even fake married, so ... what the hell. Iâm game if you are, love,â He winked.Â
He was having more fun with this than he thought he would. Ward Eastwood was someone who was always up for anything. As someone who had the world at his fingertips, there was rarely anything he couldnât do; nothing he couldnât buy. So when an opportunity came round where he could try something new, he wasnât going to say no. And pretending to be someoneâs fake boyfriend wasnât something heâd done before.There was also the added bonus of being able to try to get a rise out of Sally, and knowing that she would have to put up with him.Â
âShould we give ourselves a relationship name? Like those celebrity couples. You are, after all, practically dating one. Which do you prefer: Wally or Easters? Or should we just decide to name our first child that? Wally Easters Eastwood. He sounds horribly boring. I suppose he will get that from you,â He smirked.Â