#occultus

Euronymous This man would be all over you. You're not leaving his sight, and you'd better be prepared to be in his lap, making out for the rest of the night, or at least until your ex has fled the scene. Then when you get home, he's fucking you into the matress and making you say that you're his.

Hellhammer I could see him nodding at them in a 'watch this' kind of way, then full-on copping a feel. If you're sitting in his lap and wearing a low-cut top, he'll straight-up motorboat you, then look back over at your ex and smirk.

Dead I think he'd get super clingy and be hanging off of you. He would not let go of your hand for the rest of the night and might even be a little insecure about it until you give him a reassuring squeeze and plant one on him right in front of them.

Necrobutcher Unbothered king. He would not be insecure in the slightest. This man knows that you're going home with him at the end of the night, so why should he care if your ex is there?

Occultus Occultus would react similarly to Pelle, but leaning more on the insecure side. I think he'd be pretty unsure of himself and wondering if you're comparing him to your ex inside your head. He'd need reassurance that you're not and that he's the only one you want.

Faust This man would have you in his lap in an instant, or if you're standing, he's got his arm slung over your shoulder, standing so close to you that he might as well be a guard dog. He's using his height to his advantage, sure to make it clear that he towers over them if they get close.

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oystein "euronymous" aarseth

i soooo feel like he'd be the most jumpy and like paranoid about it

he'd prob full on scream or like yelp (lol) and clutch his pearls anytime he'd see you peaking around a corner or like standing as still as possible in the dark

i think, at first, he'd think its a little funny

the first time it happened, he was going to the fridge to grab a drink late in the night... probably around like 2 am.

he'd be half asleep, rubbing his eyes and yawning as he trudged to the fridge, grabbed his drink, turned around, and boom! there you were, just barely peeking around the edge of the fridge door, eyes wide, not moving, not blinking.

"jesus fucking christ!" he actually jumped. like foot flew off the ground. he almost dropped his drink lol

then he let out a laugh, trying to calm his heart literally beating hundreds of mph in his ribcage, "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

you stepped around the door as he shut it, smiling, but looking confused, "what are you talking about?"

he squinted at you, looking equally as confused as you did. he scoffed, "you know exactly what i'm talking about..." he was still smiling, but his brows were furrowed, "you were standing there like a ghost or something."

"i literally just walked in here? you're imagining things!" you turned around, waving him off as you made your way back to bed.

the second time... he was making his way down the hallway and he could just feel it... that heavy feeling of being watched. it stopped him dead in his tracks

you stood at the end of the hallway, half covered by the shadow... just standing

he froze for a second, and then let out a sigh when he realized it was you. "oh, come on! not again!"

he walked up to you, flicking your forehead. "you're having wayyy too much fun with this."

you cocked your eyebrow, feigning innocence. "i was just getting water. why are you being so weird?" you walked away before he could reply lol

he just stood there, dumbfounded.

after the third/fourth time it happened he began to start side-eyeing every corner, shadow, etc.

"i know its you there you little shit"

"idk what you're talking about???"

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pelle "dead" ohlin

pelle would def out freak you i cannot lie LOL

he carries around dead animals and shit, he is like the last person i fear i'd EVER do this to...

he'd be sooo calm about it. you'd think you were scaring him but then he just stares at you all bug eyed and just says "i see you."

the first time you tried, he was on the couch minding his own

you snuck in and crept in the space between the couch and the wall, and stood there behind him, barely breathing.

after like 5 minutes you were honestly tired of just standing there and were ready to give up.

thats when he turned his head ever so slowly, looking at you with the most wide eyed blank expression, ever. dead stare. (no pun intended...) "what are you doing?"

his gaze honestly made your stomach drop. "um." (keep it up!! don't back down!!) "what are you talking about?"

you smiled awkwardly, and shuffled from behind the couch, just as awkwardly.

"you're an awful liar." he smiled to himself, dropping his bug-eyed expression, and returned to what he was doing.

the second time, you hid in the wardrobe.

you had the door slightly ajar, and your head peaked through the crack

you swore you waited maybe an hour until he finally noticed you...

when he FINALLY made eye contact with you through the crack, he just smiled and waved, as if it was nothing(????)

you stepped out, mildly offended tbf...

"i was trying to scare you..."

"yeah i know."

he just smiled at you, almost proud.

the third time, things flipped.

you were planning on hiding in the bathroom at night, peering out from the shower curtain in the dark.

pelle was out at practice, and you knew he usually used the bathroom once he came home

the second you opened the curtain, however, there it was.

staring you dead in your face.

a dead crow...

VERY dead... (maggots, the stench, etc...)

it was like he knew you'd be there.

you swore thats maybe the loudest you've ever screamed in your life

sooo that ended your little shtick prettyyyy quickly

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bard "faust" eithun

faust is nooooot a fan. not a fan at all.

the first time you scared him, he was leaving the bathroom, still half draped with a towel and ever soooo tired from the late night.

you'd tucked yourself around the corner, and leaned out just enough where the morning light hit your face just right

the second he saw you he jumped so hard that he nearly fell backwards, slamming his shoulder into the wall in the process.

"what the fuck is wrong with you??"

you stepped out, feigning innocence, and seeming more concerned about his shoulder than anything.

you didn't really expect him to injure himself... oops.

"oh my god are you okay?"

he stared at you, pursed lips and wide eyes. he was haphazardly holding his towel up with one hand, and his other was outstretched in a "wtf???" sort of way

"why were you standing there like that? you scared the shit out of me!"

"i've literally been in the bedroom this whole time?" you pointed to the ajar door behind you, "i heard you run into the wall, and came to check on you."

faust's mouth dropped open, as if he was going to say something, and then he just pushed past you.

you heard him curse under his breath as he stormed away.

the second time was lowkey even better...

faust was walking through the dark living room at night, making his way over to turn on the lamp.

you were standing completely still by the bookshelf

faust pulled down the chain to click on the light, and the second he saw you he let out such a loud shriek

without even thinking, he reached down and grabbed a pillow, tossing it at you

you caught it as it hit your chest, "oh my god are you okay?"

he sat down in defeat on the couch, his head resting in his hands. "stop doing that shit!"

you cocked an eyebrow, looking at him like you had no clue wtf he was talking about "umm? i was grabbing my book?"

he ran his hand through his hair, looking at you dumbfounded "i literally saw you. you were standing there."

you reached up, grabbing a random book to make your case more plausible. "oystein said you've been smoking too much..." you mumbled as you pushed past him. "maybe you should slow down."

he watched you walk away, then looked around the room as if there was some imaginary crowd watching you two

"what the literal fuck...?"

from that point, anytime he suspected you were about to scare him again, he would just chase you away, threatening to "throw your scary ass out the window"

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stian "occultus" johannsen

oookay so i think this ended pretty quickly :')

you were staring at him through the crack of the office door.

he was pretty occupied working at his desk

you swore you stood there for maybe an hour at this point...

FINALLY, he arose from the chair and in his daze, he was rubbing his eyes, and walked through the door

which inturn, meant he walked straight into you

he stumbled over you, sort of stepping on your hand as he fell into the wall across the door

"oh my god, are you okay???"

"yeah im fine! dude are you okay??"

"yeah omg i didn't even know you were there."

"umm i was just walking down the hall? wym?"

so atleast you got to girlboss gaslight!