#oc riley

- this man is the ultimate loverboy, wife guy for life

- he dated the literal entirety of eligible pelican townies before deciding who made his heart beat the hardest and no one holds it against him

- his gold chain is on him at all times, it never comes off. It was given to him by his favorite uncle who is the only family member he still has contact with

- he and Maru are best friends and he does his utmost to keep her happy bc she is the only person for miles who can do his retwists especially because he is sooo tender headed

- has a bachelor's degree in math and had started his PhD courses when he got the letter that he inherited the farm

- his spreadsheet of spreadsheets would keep even the most battle hardened CPA up at night

- only child with only child syndrome BAD. So nervous about the fact that he's got a whole two kids because how do siblings even work??

- was the first non-family member to give Demetrius a hug in almost ten years and cried for an hour when Maru told him

-might be the single thread holding at least one of his universes together??? No one would know because one of his exes had to go become king of the fish or some absolute bullshit