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𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐑.

[ text ]: You know what I haven’t told you?[ text ]: You’re the Cat’s Pajamas![ text ]: Now open the front door.[ text ]: Ms. Vagatha and I have groceries and cheap liquor![ text ]: It’s not fancy corn liquour but it’ll do! Yes?[ text ]: Hello?[ text ]: Knock knock, Husker![ text ]:

♦️ “...No, I haven’t yet actually”.

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@thecorteztwins (and the Cortez Curse continues,,,,)

Okay so, Fabian is a weirdo who decides that women would be SO MUCH more attracted to him if he became the Nice Guy he was deep down inside.

Sadly (and unsurprisingly), no one wants to take him into their teams. At all.

Now, this is around the same time he gets hulked out so really he just about has two clear places he could possibly go.

Wolverine gets ripped in half after a fight with Hulk over who takes him so the X-men lost.

Fabian...isn't so bad at first? There were a lot more fears of harassment but so far he's had been okay.

But then the issues of his powers made themselves known.

Fabian tried to grab Gambit to power him up and the next thing anyone knew, Remy had almost killed himself and caused Fabian to go flying when his powers became as strong at thirty atomic bombs.

Then Rogue had a bit of an issue when he punched Fabian for saying that he'd be glad to take her as his if Gambit didn't pull through.

And thEN there was the issue of how he touched Xavier and almost caused everyone's heads to burst when "ATTENTION X-MEN" Ricocheted through their heads.

So like Violet, Klaus and Sunny, Fabian got sent away to a new team. (God ASoUR au with the acolytes eh)

The hulks....less worried?? Sure there were far too many hulks now but it wasn't like theh couldn't take yet another.

And they were far less worried about Fabian hitting on any of the women since he'd made a point before about finding muscled women gross.

But...you know...Fabian thinks that it's alright to comment on EVERYTHING and the gamma just makes it worse.

Far too honest comments about how she shouldn't wear that dres because he doesn't want to see green nipples peaking through and suddenly Fabian has been punched through a wall.