DM: And very reluctantly, he slowly comes over.
Finale: I hear you shot my friend here.
Doubles: Me no speak Common.
Finale: Right, of course. I switch to Infernal.
[conversation between Finale, Nymera, and Tiefling is in Infernal]
Finale: I hear you shot my friend earlier.
Nymera: Yeah, what's with that?
Doubles: He gave me the finger. He insulted me and my honor and my family.
Finale: *flips him the double bird and waves them*
Nymera: Oh look, she flipped you off.
Doubles: You're a spicy bitch.
Finale: Mm-hmm. Now who are you and why are you following us?
Doubles: Umm, *looks at his wrist* You know, look at the time and the weather's getting...
Finale: I'm gonna draw out the Rosecutter dagger and make sure he can see it, the mark, as I pull it out. "Start talking."
Nymera: And I try and like get behind him so he can't easily run away.
Niklaus (OOC): I feel so bad for this guy.
Niklaus (OOC): You two are scary.
Finale (OOC): That's my shitty dad. I don't care.
Niklaus (OOC): I know, but you two are scary.
Doubles: Hello Illiad, your father says hi.
Doubles: Umm, has a gift for you.
Finale: Tell my father that I don't want anything he has to offer me.
Doubles: *pulls out a bag* Not even 100 platinum?
Finale: Not even 100 platinum. I don't need shit from him.
Doubles: *turns to Nymera* Would you like---
Doubles: *puts the bag away*
Nymera: So why don't you and Hendrix fuck off. Leave us alone. Or more importantly, leave Illiad alone.
Niklaus (OOC): I'm so sad that I can't understand Infernal.
Finale (OOC): It sounds terrifying though because we are straight up speaking devil language.
Nymera & Niklaus (OOC): Yep.
DM: People who are walking by are just kind of staring looking concerned, at one point you think you hear someone call for the guard in Elvish.
Finale (OOC): I do have a knife out.
Nymera (OOC): Oh yeah, she does.
Finale (OOC): That's a valid response.
Doubles: What if I don't do that and we say that we did.
Finale: What if you go back to him and tell him I want nothing to do with him and that he has no business knowing what's going on in my life.
Doubles: Umm, because he knows the first and doesn't care that much about the second because you're his kid and he's worried about you.
Finale: Then where the fuck was he for the first twenty years of my life?
Doubles: You know, he kind of killed a guy for asking that.
Finale: I don't give a shit. Tell him to fuck off and that I'm not interested.
Doubles: Cool, I'm not going to say that because he will kill me, but I will pass the message along.
Finale: And any of your other little friends who are keeping their eyes out for me, pass that message to them too. It's none of his business to know what I'm doing.
Doubles: We're just doing our job.
Finale: I don't give a shit.
Doubles: We're still gonna do our job.
Nymera: Well then you're gonna expect some...*chuckles and claps* 'happy accidents'.
Niklaus (OOC): Oh my god.
Finale: It's really hard to spy on somebody without your eyes.
DM: Roll an intimidation check! Let's see if she can do well for once.
Finale (OOC): I'm helping her, right? So she technically gets advantage.
DM: Yeah, she has advantage.
Finale (OOC): Because I'm threatening to cut this dude's eyes out. It's hard to spy on somebody without eyes.
Nymera: *rolls* That first one is an 18.
Niklaus (OOC): Nym's grown up. She can intimidate people.
Nymera: That second is a 19! 19+7!
DM: You're not sure if it's because of the cold, but he kind of starts shaking.
Doubles: Umm, cool. Well I'll do that, by the way could you pass a message to Samael for me?
Doubles: *whispers* Tell him to watch his back.
Finale: Will do. And just rememeber, we're also watching his back.
Nymera: And you know what, just to get the message across; Have you heard of Ba'tist-ah?
Doubles: Yeah, everybody knows who Ba'tist-ah is. He's fucking scary.
Nymera: Yeah, guess where he's at now.
Doubles: Where is he now?
Nymera: His skeleton is at the bottom of the Ebonreach sewers.
Doubles: Cool, that's super specific.
Finale: *taps her shoulder pauldron*
Doubles: Oh. You know what, nix that message to Samael. I think, I think we're good and I'm going to... go now and tell my friends that thing you said.
Finale & Nymera: *nods in approval*
Finale: Have a good night, dear.
Nymera: Have a wonderful rest of the night.