#nutellarghh

I am prouder of this than I should be.

Aww, thank you @nutellarghh for the lovely bouquet 💕💕

Thankfully, it just says five things I love and not that I love about myself, so this is much easier :D 

1) My family

2) My friends

3) Fics (writing/reading) 

4) Food (food is delicious, 10/10, do recommend) 

5) Days off work (because work is hell 8D) 

THANKS  ❤️

PFFFFT LISTEN YOU CAN’T SEND THIS TO ME TWICE USING DIFFERENT BLOGS, THAT ISN’T HOW THIS WORKS!!!! 

I woke up this morning to an email saying my story, 'let me live or let me love you', has been deleted as per request of my co-author.

To be 100%, there was no co-author. I made my artist a co-author to let her see the work before it was revealed, but I wrote it by myself, inspired by her playlist.

I have tried contacting her to ask what happened. After I wrote the first message, she changed her name.

After the second one, she has blocked me.

It's cute you think I'd just let it go.

Basic instinct, now @000001111 whats good?

thanks for the tag @ash-mcj and @alphadiablo29 

Okay so - I don’t actually have like, fully unstarted wips? When I get an idea I note shit down, like an idea for a dialogue, or a whole scene, and they’re all in separate docs ready to be written out, so... Imma just summarize a bunch here

Tyler’s Sterek scene idea - the punching bag thing with Stiles punching Derek as a way to get rid of his pent up emotions while they’re looking for the sheriff

Prompts fic - a collection of prompts i asked for for my 500 followers celebration, which i will write out in one fic, which i hope to GOD I will get to soon, since it seems it wont be ready until after i reach 600... IM SORRY

‘Weird Ass Life Stories’ - a collection of 12 stories, from my actual life that are weird and fucked enough to be turned into fics. If you choose one letter between A-M, I will tell you the actual corresponding story instead of how I’d turn it into fic (some of those are NSFW)

Romeo and Juliet inspired thingy (Petopher and Collison? Is that the name for Cora/Allison?)

‘Date at the loft’ which is looking into how Derek agreed to Scott using his loft for the date with Kira, and what Derek was doing during that date - collab with @ash-mcj <3

‘Mutiny from behind’ - the fucking cringiest, cheesiest, worst thing I can create. I’m accepting submissions for pirate themed sex puns for this. Basically smut but make it comedy... cracksmut? oh boy...

Sirens - a Berica fic inspired by the lyrics of the song ‘Sirens’ by lee bryce, and inspired by a moodboard made by @princecharmingwinks <3

Teen Wolf rewrite where Stiles spends his time visiting random patients in the hospital, and ends up chatting Peter up for years. End game Sterek, and I have basically a whole chapter written somehow.

The cringe fest - Im taking all pairings that made no sense to me, or make me want to laugh and puke at the same time (basically Finstock/anyone) and then writing a fic with ALL the tropes combined, and all the pairings, basically just trying to write the cringiest thing ever

‘They’re just friends’ - the story of Stilinski’s neighbor who keeps finding the weirdest excuses for what Derek and Stiles are doing, because the explanation of ‘oh they’re boyfriends’ just doesn’t compute. 

dialogue prompts - I have a google doc with like... 5 pages of random bits of dialogue? that might end up going into the same fic, or separate, who knows? i cant be asked to count them so, lets say if ask me about this one i will provide like 5 or so?

Good lord why. Looking at this stresses me out.

Holy shit I am terrible in tag games apparently, since I didn’t even know this many people tagged me in this! So, thank you to @but-theres-wolves @ilovepeachystuff @fairytales-and-folklore and @fanfics-fix ! 

Nicknames: Nutella, Nut, Nutty, Nat, Bitch are among the most popular. There were some people at one point who called me Talia, but that died a while back.

Zodiac: Cancerrrr

Height: 5″4 I think?

Hogwarts house: Slytherin all the way!

Last thing I googled: “the mozambique”. I have a weird feeling this says too much about me.

Followers: 606.

Song stuck in my head: ummm... the ‘suck a dick’ vine song. intercepted with “fuck this shit, im out” every now and then.

How much sleep: either 0 hours or like, 11-12. There’s no inbetween and thanks, I hate it.

Lucky number: 13 I guess? 

Dream job: Oh man, I wanted to be a lawyer for so long. I still do in some ways, but I also like my current job so now I’m torn between getting back into education to finish all my legal qualifications, or staying and investment banking where I’m currently getting qualifications... Life, man

Wearing: Long fluffy pyjama pants and a coca cola night shirt. I’m in Poland, it’s winter, I’ve been working from home for almost two years now, fuck you.

Favourite song: One???? You want me to list one??? Impossible?????????? But according to my spotify, my most replayed song this year (that wasn’t for like, trying to hypnotise myself into sleep or force myself into hyperfocus reasons, just for enjoyment reasons) was Burn Burn by Nico Vega

Favourite instrument: Drums. Gimme all the base. I want my lungs rattling against my ribcage.

Aesthetic: Um. Swearin’, smokin’, drinkin’? 

Favourite Author: Actual fave is a Polish author, Halina Rudnicka. English - Orwell. Fanfic - I think we’re all simping after @isthatbloodonhisshirt here.

Favourite animal noise: Deer. They make the most fucked up, derpy noises and I love it.

Something random: Dude, my whole life is random. I don’t know what to say herrreeeeeeeeeee