Boone and Blossom Babysit Nurp
Characters:
Boone: A helpful, one-eyed Mixel (son of Boogly and Meltus).
Blossom: Boone’s pink, energetic girlfriend.
Nurp: The toddler half of Nurp-Naut; impulsive and hungry.
[SCENE START]
EXT. ORBITONS MOON - DAY
The cratered surface is quiet until BOONE and BLOSSOM walk toward a futuristic nursery. Boone is carrying a heavy-duty diaper bag.
BOONE
(Nervously adjusting his beanie)
Okay, Blossom. Orbitons said Nurp-Naut is in “Nurp mode” for the next three hours. How hard can it be to watch one baby?
BLOSSOM
(Twirling happily)
Oh, Boone! It’ll be adorable! He’s just a little guy with big eyes.
INT. NURSERY - CONTINUOUS
They enter. NURP is currently hovering three feet off the ground, chewing on a mechanical wrench. He spots them and his eyes widen.
NURP
(Drool hitting the floor)
New friends? Or... NEW TOYS?!
BOONE
(Gently)
Hey there, Nurp. We’re here to play! See? I brought a—
NURP
COOKIES!
Before Boone can finish, Nurp zooms forward like a rocket, headbutting Boone’s stomach. Boone oofs and falls backward.
BLOSSOM
(Giggling)
Aww, he wants to cuddle!
NURP
(Pointing at Blossom’s pink armor)
Pink! Shiny! Eat?
BLOSSOM
(Startled)
Oh! No, sweetie, this isn’t food. Let’s play "Catch the Comet" instead!
Blossom tosses a glowing ball. Nurp ignores the ball, flies to the ceiling, and starts pulling on a loose wire. Sparks fly everywhere.
BOONE
(Scrambling up)
Nurp, no! That’s the life support—or the Wi-Fi! Either way, bad!
Boone jumps up, trying to grab Nurp, but Nurp uses his jetpack feet to blast a cloud of moon dust right into Boone’s face.
BOONE
A-choo! NURP
(Laughing hysterically)
Sneeze man funny! Do again! Do again!
BLOSSOM
(Thinking fast)
Wait! Boone, use the Meltus side of your DNA! Maybe some warmth will calm him down?
Boone sighs and focuses. He lets out a tiny, warm puff of smoke from his snout. Nurp stops, fascinated by the little smoke rings. He floats down and sits on Boone’s head.
NURP
(Yawning)
Warm... like toasted marshmallow.
BOONE
(Whispering)
It’s working. Blossom, get the bottle of moon-juice!
Blossom zips over with a glowing bottle. Nurp takes a big gulp, hugs Boone’s beanie, and closes his eyes.
BLOSSOM
(Heart eyes)
See? I told you we’d be great at this.
BOONE
(Sweating)
Yeah... only two hours and fifty-eight minutes to go.
Suddenly, Nurp’s head spins around 180 degrees. His voice changes to the deep, serious tone of NAUT.
NAUT
(Eyes closed, talking in his sleep)
...Navigation systems must be recalibrated for the nebula...
BOONE & BLOSSOM
(Simultaneously)
Uh oh.
[SCENE END]















