#nsft-ish

Here is my reasoning:

Durin has people he can ask regarding sexual education that won't be scandalized or flustered by his open and honest curiosity. He can ask Albedo about his own anatomy and the mechanics of the human-like body he was given, and his other teacher--Lisa--he can ask more about the social and intimacy aspects of sex and sexuality without her getting flustered or offended by it.

Wanderer, however, never had proper access to this kind of education.

You can guess that maybe Niwa and the Miners taught him some basics, but it's likely they never got further than that--especially if, as Kabukimono, he never asked those kinds of questions. Considering he kept drinking tea when it was offered to him and he never thought to ask for them to stop serving him tea, Kabukimono likely was curious about things but not as open and honest about them. He was more of an observer and copy cat.

(Haaa.... copy cat. XD)

You could say that Wanderer had plenty of time with the Fatui to learn, but... who do you think was going to teach him? He was, as far as we know, pretty isolated from the other Harbingers, I doubt his pride would let him ask any subordinates, and... well, if he got any Sex Ed from Dottore, I think it would be extremely poor to say the least. If Dottore had any interest in it and didn't just wave it off like "you're a puppet, you don't need to know that it's useless information for you"

That ass though

previously:

Sark calls his lieutenant "Null-unit"

branched into:

- "Null" is also one of the terms for the type of non-humanoid sexual anatomy that I usually write for Tron programs in fanfic

- as Sark is one of the few programs I've ever written having humanoid sexual anatomy, the idea that he'd call his assistant that is very funny to me. Like constantly calling him "dickless"

- "null" is similar to "ken doll anatomy" but I've usually only seen "null" used on works about furry characters, often with fetishes like dollification and latex transformation

- could a program get dollified? Maybe by editing line by line until they turned into a markup text document

-...LaTex transformation

But as if that glorious firework of an asterisk wasn't enough... I recently got another little burst while having a conversation about the Sark's Lieutenant points of that one

- Null Unit = Null Eunuch?

- oh no. Does this make him Sark's faithful court eunuch

- ....Unix

yep. I'm still a pattern recognition program.