#npdblr

pwnpd are actually the best and sweetest!!! and deserve good things!!!

my favorite hobby is getting in my head and then scrapping it when my favorite CHP wakes up

“You’ll read these posts with a sense of joy, won’t you? I know you will. There’s no need to lie—I already know. You’ll delight in seeing just how dependent I’ve become on you. You’ll smile at the thought that I’m nothing without you. You’ll savour every moment of my misery, basking in it as though it were something you earned. And somewhere in the back of your mind, you’ll think to yourself, ‘How pathetic he is’.”

Babe come back. Babe. Babe. Babe it's been three minutes. Babe reply to me. Babe. Babe. WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME. REPLY. REPLY TO ME. DO YOU FUCKING HATE ME??? IS THAT IT???? YOU WANT ME DEAD?????? FUCKING REPLY TO ME YOU DUMB--oh hey babe

a very cool thing about npd4npd relationships is you can complain together about mild inconveniences and overplay them. like yes babe that internet stranger who said something in a comment section that bothered should indeed die, that is a fair (if not too leniant) consequence to bothering you