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"Well, aren't I glad you asked!"

She's not. Kit really, really did not want to be the one doing the sales' pitch, but considering Kaboodle is a glorified backpack on her right now? It would probably read as disingenuous if he was the one doing the song and dance. Not that Kit herself was any more genuine in her desire to help this man. But this was the only way Farcade knew to keep the worlds from ending, so here she was.

Cue the stunned silence as the Rito Warrior stands frozen in disbelief, eyes wide, beak slightly agape. It takes a full minute for Revali to compose himself enough to squawk indignantly — ❝ Absolutely not! ❞

What a perposterous idea. The sheer horror of sharing warm bathwater with the Goron Champion paints vivid images in his mind: the humid moisture in his feathers, the awkward silence, the potential for unexpected guests, the list goes on. Shivers dance along his spine at the very thought.

Sure, the Rito elder encouraged him to bond with the other Champions. Get to know them on a more personal level to help build trust and enhance teamwork. They're a unit that serves to aid the Princess and to protect Hyrule, after all. However! Boundaries must be established!

❝ Rock roasts have more appeal than accompanying you to the hot springs. ❞ @npcharacters

―               @npcharacters asked

【🕯️】 — ❝IF I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.❞ (Hell Chef)

―               There's certainly an eye twitch from the old rat, and a noise of discontempt. I mean, it was funny. He wanted to laugh, because that was certainly not the reason he would have sued Mama.

               ❝   In a good mood today, aren't you friend? I didn't realize this was the kind of roast you were serving today. Perhaps this one wasn't one of your best ones. I think I'll send it back to the kitchen. Heheheh..   ❜

               Gregory, thinking he was actually clever with this one chuckled to himself smugly.

🔴 Well, it luckily wasn't going to leave a permanent mark, though maybe a scuff... Orbot yelps as he is punched by his creator, spinning around several times from the force of it and holding his head.

Jax YELLS and then IMMEDIATELY slaps him in the face !!

(from hell chef to heather; capcom horror games uniiite)

unprompted asks [always accepting] - @npcharacters

Staring with a wrinkled nose, brows thrown up to her hairline in both shock and disgust. The soup is more than one color... And those colors were not any particularly enticing ones.

The beast is blocking her escape. Heather knew, deep down in her gut, that bullets wouldn't do anything to stop the creature. But if she was careful, maybe she could devise some attack to escape.

"I'm not particularly excited to eat food from another nightmare realm, thank you." Even with caution, she couldn't resist grumbling a quip. Her spoon pokes the sludge, and she gags at how it jiggles.

"Um... Shouldn't the chef sample it first? Good cooks always taste as they cook. At least, that's what my dad told me."

Jax squints at Gummigoo, mentally debating on just walking away from him just to be an unhelpful jerk. But...the barbeque equipment is interesting enough to see what this guy would come up with, so he does decide to walk on over to him.

ꕥ✧∘* “So uh, what cha' planning on making…?" He asks, helping him remove the equipment from the truck.