#nothing abbnormal here

You’re always able to fall asleep and wake up exactly when you want to

Your hair always looks clean and styled exactly the way you want it

You can change your eye color at will (including to unconventional colors)

You can teleport once per year (round trip)

You’re never too cold or too hot

Every time you leave the house, you randomly find $1

You can make one sense just a little bit better (taste, hearing, eyesight, etc.)

You can go back in time ten seconds just once

Yes, a stew is a type of soup

No, a stew is a separate classification

Depends on a mystery factor I will expound upon in the tags

After two hours

After three hours

After four hours

5+ hours

If you go to sleep at night and wake up in the morning

If you enter REM (nerd)

IMAX movie screening, baby

None pizza with left beef

Roughly 50/50 (random)

Roughly 50/50 (depends on the video)

Other????????