Okay, so. Here's what I currently have written down with regards to Hermitstuck:
Impuls Essvii - Ochreblood troll, Prospit, ??? of Life
ACKNOWLEDGES THAT HiS OUTFiT MAY BE A BiT OF AN iSORE
Serran Griand (Grian) - Burgundyblood troll, Derse, Prince of Breath
holds the Government in very low reGard...
...unless he happens to be said Government
"what are they Gonna do, cull me?"
Tang Ohtehk - Human, Prospit, Page of Space
Goes absolutely insane about SBURB's game design
Alchemizes many ificators
The team's biggest grist sink
Falsye Symmet - Ochreblood troll, Prospit, ??? of Time
Queen of bloodpushers, skulls, and torso components (she collects them)
Will kick your ass at FLARP
Mumboh Juhmbo - Indigoblood troll, Derse, ??? of Time
I can't figure out his classpect! He's very Time coded, but also very Space coded, but also very Page coded, but Tang is already a Page of Space... Hrngh!
Time player. He will be a Time player.
Bedubs Wanhun - Jadeblood troll, Prospit, ??? of ???
Possibly a Space player? Or Light? Or Heart?
Hypnot Neuros - ??? troll, Derse, ??? of ???
Despite watching a lot of Hypno, I don't watch his Hermitcraft videos... I only have a frame of reference for how he behaves in modded singleplayer! Damn it.
Gemini Lortay - Jadeblood troll, Derse, ??? of ???
Cubfan Untefi - Tealblood troll, Derse, ??? of ???
Vacillates red/pale/black with Scarrn
Pearli Escent - ??? troll, Prospit, ??? of ???
Joel Beansy - Human, Derse, ??? of ???, has Shrek face on shirt
Managed to have the troll planet's heiress fall head over heels for him
Has a Jadesprite situation but instead of Becquerel it's a Shrek plushie
Ijevin Schlim - Cobaltblood troll, Prospit, ??? of ???
Scarrn Jellie - Oliveblood troll, Prospit, Heir of Doom
Constantly sticky (for unknown reasons)
Dies. A lot. Doom shenanigans make him Not Die Permanently.
Renrwa Dogbob - Ochreblood troll, Prospit, ??? of ???
Kcleoe Tsombi (Cleo) - Umberblood troll, Derse, ??? of Doom
Ecksbi Kcraft (xB) - Violetblood troll, ??? moon, ??? of Void
xB is another blind spot for me.
Xisuma Amusix - Violetblood troll, Derse, ??? of Time
He likes music! He likes death metal! Is that not a Time player thing?!
Kerils Lekaik - Purpleblood troll, Prospit, ??? of ???
I don't know much about Keralis either.
Tiefci Mineur (TFC) - Burgundyblood troll, Derse, Maid of Life
Had tea with The Sufferer once.
Joe Hills - Cherub, Prospit, ??? of ???
Shares his body with Jhost
Jhost - Cherub, Derse, ??? of ???
Was predominated over by Joe
Vintig Biefrs (Beef) - Violetblood troll, Prospit, ??? of ???
Zedaph Pleigh - Umberblood troll, Prospit, ??? of ???
Possibly Time player due to music association
Wels Knightly - Human, Prospit, ??? of Time
Chumhandle is prosecutorsHonor
Hels is his doomed timeclone that jumped into his sprite
Sckizz Lehman - Indigoblood troll, Prospit, ??? of Light or Hope
Maid of Light? Maid of Hope? Makes everyone happy! Very positive!
Dockem Monsev (DocM) - Purpleblood troll, Prospit, Prince of Void
"=Oc= I CAN'T BEAT OFF FOUR PEOPLE!"
Ersatz Renzhe (Etho) - Limeblood troll, Prospit, Thief of Mind
♣️ with Serran, w/ the rest of the damn server as the auspictizing party
Disguised as an oliveblood
Master of "yo lusus" jokes
Bonus, for Friends of Hermits:
Biggby Antony - Cobaltblood troll, Derse, Prince of Rage
This guy lies for fun. I love him for that.
Lied to the 3 humans about being a human named "Tony". Continues to lie about this after he is outed as a troll because it's funny.
Martyn Lilwud - Limeblood troll, Prospit, ??? of ???
Could also be a Hope player?
Sckott Smajor - Cobaltblood troll, Derse, Witch of Heart
My sister, the resident Martyn fangirl, has not and will not read Homestuck. I don't know what he'd be classpect wise.
Confused as to why his black flirting doesn't land with the Joel human
Flirts red with many, many guys
Lizzie Umbral - Fuchsiablood troll, Derse, ??? of ???
Particularly fixated on Tang
Jimmie Solidi - Fuchsiablooded ghost troll, Prospit, Maid of Doom
In a deep, loving relationship with Joel
Was culled so that she could take up the throne instead.
Aged into adulthood as a ghost.
