Suddenly, Batman Appears

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Queerbait all around? Awfully written plot, boring, characters that J.K created in the last minute for no purpose whatsoever? Under develpment of already known characters such as Bella Lestrange, Jacob and Tina? 

‘The grindenwald x dumbledore’ scene the director claimed that would be intimate, was a simple touch of hands. A TOUCH OF HANDS. Literally that’s it and if Dumbledore never said that they were more than friends in this scene, no one else would notice that this was a reference to his queerness.

Also, too much Johnny Depp, almost 0 Dumbledore screentime.

This isn’t Deadpool related (sorry).

As some of you may know, I have a real-life job (I know, weird) as a scientist (the kind with, like, three degrees too many and inept social skills). 

Anyway, I could use your help (WAIT WAIT WAIT I’m not asking for money - DON’T SCROLL BY). A dear friend of mine is looking for participants to take a survey examining pet behavior and the human-pet relationship. The purpose of this survey is to assess how pet owners perceive the bond they have with their pet. 

Cool, huh? Bet you didn’t know you could get a PhD in “pets.” 

Criteria for participation: If you are 18+ years old and own a dog you are eligible to participate. It doesn’t matter what country you’re from or what you look like (although at this time the survey is only available in English). 

If you own another type of animal and you want to take the survey, feel free (just be sure to specify which pet you’re taking it for in the prompt at the beginning of the survey - you’ll see it). 

Answers are anonymous and will be used to help our furry friends who don’t have homes, so please be as honest as possible.

If you own more than one dog, the survey can be taken multiple times (once for each dog) or a single time for a dog of your choice. In addition, multiple people from the same household can take this survey if your dog has more than one caretaker, provided that they meet the criteria. 

The survey can be found here: https://goo.gl/forms/vh4tRVu774Py2PJG3

Or on the lab’s website or Facebook page . 

Please forward this to anyone you believe fits the criteria. Have a weird uncle with a dog that looks and acts like the dog from that Wes Anderson movie? Tell him! An eccentric aunt with the reincarnation of the Taco Bell dog? Tell her! Grandparents who have an overweight corgi? Tell them! Or maybe you have no family but you do have a blind roommate who you once gave a “guide dog” and then she trained that dog to use against you?

Tell her too (just read the survey to her and fill in her answers, you owe her that much)! 

If you have any questions you can message me on here (don’t use the message function though, I’m the worst at getting back to people on there - use the “ask”)

I love how all comic book writers say things like ‘No, this character I wrote is 100% straight, his relationship with that other male character is just a good friendship’, meanwhile, Mark Millar, writer of Civil War, Old Man Logan and Kingsman spends his free time SHIPPING his own male characters and the actors from his movies lol