#northmen

Uhtred x (f)Reader [The Last Kingdom]

Chapter 1

SUMMARY: You were born the bastard child of King Alfred and banished from your homeland. Raised a Dane, you honored the call of the gods to heal the sick and wounded. Though you did your best to not draw attention to yourself and your parentage, the fates had another path in store for you. After all, destiny is all.

warnings: descriptions of gore/violence, sexual themes, strong language. viewer discretion advised

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I will talk forever about indigenous Starks and Northmen.

yeah. I’m that bitch. I am the #1 Indigenous Stark Truther* (unproven claim) and I will happily die on this hill.

I’m answering all of this on mobile like 15 mins before I have to be in class so I have none of my research in front of me and no sources, so yall feel free to jump in the comments and the reblogs to compound or (CONSTRUCTIVELY) Correct me :)

As we know, the First Men are all over the place. I mean it’s been, what, twelve thousand years since they came over from Essos on the Dornish Landbridge? (Sound familiar, fellow US Public Education System Victims?) and maybe six thousand years since the Andals migrated, with all the interbreeding and the thousands of years of generational melding, there’s bound to be traces First Men blood all over the planet by now. Just like all indigenous peoples irl! Imma have to write a whole thing about the Westerosi equivalent to the Columbian Exchange now is not the time—

So like personally, I see Native American coding in the Northmen. And all I know is of the American Indigenous perspective (and not even a whole lot bc I wasn’t raised in the tribe. I was removed from the tribe via my grandparents who are both Blackfoot-Salish out of the PNW and victims of modern colonization but that’s another story for another time. It’s just to preface that I am no expert in Native American culture, and only know what I personally know. I got some baller resources if you’re super interested tho)

In my personal humble onion. There would be a high concentration of First Men blood (god I really hate using the term ‘blood’ bc of blood quantum and lineage politics but for the sake of brevity imma just use it) in the Northmen. To me it’s giving PNW and Inuit who pressed north after the Columbian invasion because they had the means to survive in the harsh lands, where the whites. Simply didn’t. And knowing Peepaw is American, like, I see the parallels.

The First Men lived in close harmony with the land, practicing a nature-based religion—the worship of the Old Gods—centered around weirwood trees, sacred groves, and the guidance of “greenseers” and “skinchangers.” (We don’t use the W word around here but do you smell what I’m stepping in?) Their way of life was deeply tied to the land and vaguely resembles that of indigenous spiritual beliefs about animism and ancestral wisdom.

After however long years of battling with the Children of the Forest, the First Men reached the pact, agreeing to honor the children’s sacred forests and worship their gods. This mirrors real-world treaties between indigenous peoples and settlers, which were often later broken or disregarded (to put it nicely). the pact was chill for thousands of years (I think like I say I got no refs in front of me we die like Icarus), leading to the Age of Heroes, in which the First Men formed their own kingdoms, including the foundation of House Stark.

Bro that. Is so ancient American history coded. Same shit different font.

There’s a large population of indigenous peoples in reservation-adjacent areas cherry picked all over the US. I mean, we’re everywhere. Don’t ever let terminal narratives win. We out here babyyyyyy but to me it makes sense that the highest population of indigenous peoples of Westeros would be on the lands that are least likely to be gentrified (wrong word but imma stick w it) as in. The North. I can’t source any quotes rn specifically but how often is it mentioned that the north is the biggest and the “emptiest” in all their seven kingdoms?

So excellent question! Yeah I think all the Northmen are indigenous coded! You can’t convince me that Lyanna Mormont isn’t some badass fuckin thicc warrior goddess coded. And the Greatjon??? My mans leanin and rockin w a bear pelt. That man kills bears with his fists (just ask him) and I could go on forever about how The Boltons in all their violence and the rumors surrounding all that they’re capable of is so so so sooooo Comanche Ute and Sioux coded. They were so shat in by westward expansionists and rumored to be barbaric and cannibalistic and fuuuuuuucked up—simply bc they fought back against the people who were raping, pillaging, and stealing from them. But that’s pure speculation and personal hot take on my part, and wildly incorrect bc the boltons really do be flaying people. While the Ute, Comanche and Sioux did not. In fact. Flay anyone. (Unless they deserved it :) )

Tl;dr

Yeah man I think all the Northmen are native coded (w some Viking and Norse imagery thrown in there bc this is fantasy. It’s not that serious.) but the Starks heavily so due to the hard focus on the animism, their honor, connection to the land, spiritual beliefs, dedication to family, and the fockin’ wolves bro. Natives do be really into wolves. (Wolves are cool as fuck dude)

You know what’s a cool and often overlooked part of the story of the Oath of Eorl/founding of Rohan?

When Cirion, the Steward of Gondor, was under desperate pressure from invading enemies and decided to make a last-ditch effort to ask the Éothéod (descendants of the Northmen who would go on to become the Rohirrim) for help, he sent out 6 riders to carry that ask. Only 1 of the 6 made it to the Éothéod and their lord, Eorl, alive — and just barely! His name was Borondir, and he rode back to Gondor alongside Eorl and his people to join the battle at the Field of Celebrant. Sadly, Borondir died in the fighting, but his death helped achieve the great victory that saved Gondor and led to the founding of Rohan.

The cool thing is that Borondir wasn’t just some swift and capable Gondorian errand rider. He was a descendant of one of the Northmen who had gone to live in Gondor over a thousand years before, when Eorl’s ancestors first allied themselves with the Gondorians. So he was an especially appropriate messenger for a request to honor the ancient friendship between the two peoples because he was a living embodiment of that alliance — as a Gondorian by nationality but a Northman by heritage, he had a foot in both camps. He was coming to Eorl to seek the help of an ally but also the seek the help of his own people/ancestors.

The books don’t say this explicitly, but I imagine that having the message come from Borondir rather than any of the other 5 riders might have helped push Eorl over the top into deciding to join the fight. Because Tolkien was pretty clear that Eorl could very easily have decided not to get involved. Gondor was *very* far away from where the Éothéod lived so they didn’t share the same threat; the Éothéod were at peace where they were, but to have their lord and whole army ride out would leave them exposed to danger; and Cirion “had no claim on the Éothéod” that would have compelled them to come to his aid. Instead, Eorl made the decision as a “free gift of friendship,” and perhaps that friendship was at the top of his mind because the messenger in front of him was one who evoked the old alliance by his mere existence.

And yes, it was clear to the Éothéod that they shared a kinship with Borondir — we can see this from the fact that it’s specifically noted that Borondir’s death was mourned by *both* the Gondorians and the Éothéod. Do we think Eorl and his people would be particularly invested in any random Gondorian soldier, or are they invested in one that they recognize as one of them? Seems obvious to me.

(Final random point of interest — Borondir is also recorded in songs of the time under the name Borondir Udalraph (‘the stirrupless’) in reference to his appearance at the Field of Celebrant at Eorl’s side, which suggests to me that Borondir and the Éothéod rode bareback! Into battle! Baller move.)

Summary:

A dragon does not bow. A wolf does not yield. In the ghost-haunted ruins of Harrenhal, two sovereign worlds collide. She is a queen of fire and blood, accustomed to the world falling to its knees. He is a king of ice and iron, carrying the grim scars of the northern frost. To the schemers of the court, their public clashing looks like a dangerous game of political pride. But beneath the regal masks, a different kind of storm is brewing. When the lies fade, the thick walls between them fracture. Beneath the weeping eyes of a heart tree, pride gives way to a fierce, desperate passion. They are equals in a world of lesser men—but a kingdom won in the dark won't matter if the true winter burns it all to ash.

Chapter 1

The small council chamber of the Red Keep had survived the fire, though it had not survived the smoke. The walls of dark stone were streaked with long, greasy trails of soot that looked like black fingers reaching toward the vaulted ceiling, and the great Myrish carpet had been cut away where a piece of fallen timber had soldered through the wool. Still, the window remained—a long, narrow slit of leaded glass that looked out over the black, silent expanse of the outer yard, where the bones of the city’s defense still lay unburied in the dust.

Dany stood by the window, arms crossed, gazing at the destroyed city of Kings that was slowly recovering from Jon Connington’s desperate act. The Griffin had set the wildfire ablaze when he saw his young King, Aegon, die and the bells ring, destroying half the city before her own forces could save it. She had never thought her path would lead to this.

In the silence between her counselors' breaths, her mind drifted backward, seeking the clean, hot cruelty of the sun on sand—back to where her journey began. She remembered the long, dead miles of the Dothraki sea, where the horizon was a straight line and the only law was the strength of a horse. She remembered the smell of hot blood on cold dirt when Drogo died, the copper tang of it mixing with the smoke of his pyre, and the salt spray that had stung her face on the deck of the Balerion when she finally turned toward the sunset.

She had thought the Iron Throne would be the end of the road. She had thought that once the dragon had broken the gates, the world would stop turning and simply look at her. She had expected a kingdom. Instead, she had found a tomb. The crown was not a seat of power; it was a heavy iron needle, pinning her to a rotting carcass.

"Are you listening, Your Grace?"

The voice was like a stone dragging through gravel, dry and weighted with the dust of libraries.

Tyrion Lannister sat at the long oak table, his small, stunted body propped up on a velvet cushion looted from one of the queen’s apartments. He had a map of Westeros spread before him, held down at the corners by a broken silver candlestick and a crust of dry barley bread. His single green eye was fixed on her with a heavy, squinting intensity that made his scar look more twisted than usual. He looked smaller here, swallowed by the high stone chair, but his fingers moved across the parchment with the restless precision of a man who lived by ink.

"The small council is quite unified on this point, Your Grace," Lannister continued, his tongue clicking against his teeth. "The city has three months of grain left before the bread-riots begin anew. The commons are already chewing on boot-leather in the Fishmarket, and the Tyrells are holding thousands of spears at the border until they know whose name will be written in the High Septon's books alongside yours. To give the Crown a king and the realm an heir—that is the price of the corn. We cannot feed them with fire, Your Grace. They require a more... digestible form of stability."

Dany did not turn from the window. She kept her fingers tucked into the wide sleeves of her grey wool tunic, feeling the small, rhythmic pulse of her own blood in her wrists. Of course they wait, she thought bitterly. Their ambition never wanes. Not even after losing a daughter in the flames of King’s Landing.

Bringing her mind back to the present, she said softly, "A king." The word tasted foreign, heavy with the names of dead men. "I did not cross the poison water to give half my chair to a stranger, Lord Hand. I did not watch my brother die and my people starve so that some lord of the south could tell me where to fly my dragons."

"Not a stranger," Lannister said, his tone patient in the way only a thoroughly cynical man could manage. "A husband. A very standard piece of upholstery for a queen's court. The suitors are already increasing like flies on a dead mule. We have Willas Tyrell at the top of the list, of course. He is thirty, he has a bad leg from a wound he took jousting against Prince Oberyn Martell, and he spends his days breeding hawks in Highgarden. A quiet man, by all accounts. But his grandmother has enough wheat to feed Volantis for a year, and her stewards are currently sitting on the grain sacks like broody hens."

From the corner of the room, near the cold hearth, Daario let out a short, wet laugh. He was sharpening his stiletto upon a strip of boiled leather, his blue-dyed beard oiled until it shone like a beetle's wing in the dim light. He did not look like a counselor, but like a wolf that had slipped into the sheepfold while the shepherd slept.

"The dwarf speaks the truth of the belly, Your Grace," Daario said, his yellow eyes tracking the silver edge of his blade before flicking toward Tyrion with lazy contempt. "The Narrow Sea is full of men who would cut a throat for a sack of peas. But he speaks like a clerk about these southern lords. A cripple at the top of his list? A man who cannot mount a mare will spend his wedding night weeping into the pillows while his queen looks for a real man in the barracks. Pass him by. A dragon needs a man with iron in his thighs, not a scholar who smells of dog-ointment and hawk-mutes."

Tyrion didn't look up from his map, though his jaw tightened. "If the cripple mislikes you, Your Grace, the Reach offers choices. We could look to Willas's younger brother, Ser Garlan the Gallant. A magnificent knight, though unfortunately already wed to a Leonette Fossoway—but a queen’s decree or a convenient twist of the Faith can undo a marriage when eighty thousand Tyrell swords are at stake. Or, if we wish to bypass the upstart stewards of Highgarden entirely, we look to the old blood. Lord Leyton Hightower sits in his smoky tower in Oldtown, but his sons are formidable. Ser Baelor Brightsmile is handsome, courtly, and commands the wealthiest port in the realm. Yes, he is married, but that’s something that never stopped a King to take a wufe, or a queen a husband. Though he has already heirs. But Leyton Hightower has also unmarried sons. Garth, Gunthor and Humfrey are all prominent knights. If not a Hightower we can go for one the Redwyne twins, Horas or Hobber. They smell perpetually of sour grape-juice and have faces like curdled milk, but they command the largest war-fleet in Westeros. You could bring the Mighty Titan of Braavos down with such a fleet."

Dany felt a sudden, sharp spike of irritation heat her cheeks. She turned from the pane, her violet eyes flashing in the dim room. "Let the Reach sit on their grain until it rots. I am the Queen of Meereen, Yunkai, and Astapor. The bays of Essos are wide, and the markets of the East are overflowing with emmer, dates, and dried beef. The Great Masters and the Son of the Harpy know the shadow of my wings. If the Reach wishes to starve us, we will bring our food from my own lands across the sea. Then I will break them."

Tyrion let out a slow, heavy breath, resting his stunted hands flat on the parchment map. "Your cities have food, Your Grace, I do not doubt it. The plows of Slaver's Bay turn sweet soil when they aren't slick with blood. But it takes a moon for a galley to cross from Meereen to the Gullet, and another to get the grain up the Blackwater—assuming the weather holds. And the sea is no longer the open road it was when you crossed it. The ironborn are still roaming the Stepstones like starved wolves, the corsairs of the Basilisk Isles have pushed north into the shipping lanes, and Aurane Waters has vanished into the sea-mists with half your royal fleet. A grain ship is a fat, slow duck, Your Grace. Half your provisions would feed the fish, and the other half would arrive just in time to bury the people who died waiting for it. We need Westerosi wheat, and we need it before the next moon."

"Then we take it," Daario spat, stepping forward, the gold rings in his ears chiming. He pointed his dagger at the Reach on the map. "Give me the Dothraki, Khaleesi. We will ride through their groves. We will hang their stewards from their own apple trees and bring you their grain in carts greased with their own fat. You do not need to climb into a cripple's bed to buy a loaf of bread."

"The Reach is an grove built on sand," Lannister countered, his voice rising slightly to cut off the sellsword. "Almost every major house there—the Florents, the Hightowers, the Rowans—has a better blood-claim to the ancient Gardener kings than the Tyrells ever did. They are upstarts, grease-merchants who were given a castle because they held the keys when the real kings died. A single decree from your hand could tear their vassals from them like rotten fruit. But tearing them down doesn't fill our granaries today, and a starving smallfolk will tear down the walls of this castle long before the Tyrells march."

Lannister shifted his weight, his short legs dangling above the Myrish carpet. "If the south is too green for your taste, we look to the east and the west. In the Vale we have young Robert Arryn, Lord of the Eyrie. He brings the Vale, and through his mother, he could bring you a claim on the Riverlands should anything happen to Edmure Tully. Yes, he is a boy of ten, he shakes like an aspen, and his nose runs when the wind changes. He is currently nursed on goat’s milk and sweet-sleep, but his strings are being pulled by Petyr Baelish, and when Littlefinger is at your back, the realm tenses.”

Daario laughed, tracing the crossguard of his weapon, ““The little brat will spend his days and nights clinging to your breast instead of your cunt.”

The lords shuddered in offence at the mercenary’s crude words, whilst Tyrion cautioned him. “You’re not helping, Naharis.” Turning his attention back to her, the Lannister continued. "In contrast to that sick little bird, however, there is Ser Harrold Hardyng, Harry the Heir. A young, handsome knight, Jon Arryn's great-nephew, who already has the Lords of the Vale swooning. He would give you a strong sword, though perhaps a bit too much ambition in his eyes. Nevertheless, the Knights of the Vale are still whole behind their Bloody Gate. Thirty thousand fresh lances ready to obey your command if you pull the right string."

"The pretty ones are always the first to run when the steel bites,” Daario sneered, twirling his stiletto in hands. “I know his kind from the fighting pits—they spend your gold on silk cloaks and mirror-makers just to gaze at their own lovely faces. He will want to be looked at, Your Grace, and a man who wants to be looked at is never looking at his enemies. If you bed him, you'll be sharing your sheets with a boy who smells of lavender and fear."

Dany bit back a flicker of amusement, noticing that Tyrion was thoroughly displeased with the sellswords interruption.

"Then there is Dorne," Lannister continued, his voice dropping into a dry, political drone. "Prince Doran has only one living son left, Trystane. After losing his eldest son Quentyn to the... ah, tragic fires of Meereen, and his daughter Arianne to the greyscale out in the Stormlands, his heart is quite sore. He will want to protect what little he has left, but he is smart enough to accept a royal wedding now that sweet Myrcella Baratheon is dead. If not a Martell, we could look to old, grumpy Lord Anders Yronwood, or the young Lord of Starfall, Edric Dayne. But Dorne is the same old story—divided by ancient spite and old blood. If you choose Yronwood, the Martells will plot in the dark. Whoever you marry there, it will be a short marriage followed by a very long war."

Lannister paused, a wicked, small smirk pulling at the corner of his mouth. His single green eye danced with a malicious light that Dany had learned to recognize as his only true pleasure. "Of course, if your priority is a bloodline of proven, terrifying fertility, we could always look to the Riverlands. If Edmure Tully’s unborn child by his Frey girl does not survive, the Riverlands are wide open. And Lord Walder Frey himself is still drawing breath at the Twins."

Daario threw his head back, letting out a loud, barking laugh that echoed sharply off the soot-stained vaults. "The Lord of the Crossing? The man looks like a plucked weasel left in a damp cellar for eighty years! He would break in two if you sneezed near his sheets, Your Grace. You would have to dust him for cobwebs before you could lay with him."

Dany felt her stomach turn, an involuntary shudder passing through her shoulders. She actually gagged, a hand rising instinctively to her throat as the image of the ancient man entered her mind. "Walder Frey? Lord Tyrion, I would rather marry a common goat from the Red Waste. The man could be my great-grandfather. He has half his teeth and smells of sour milk and wet dog."

"True, Your Grace, he is ninety and lacks a certain... youthful luster," Lannister admitted, his wit turning sharp as he leaned forward over his map. "And yet, look at the results! The man has spawned an army of direct descendants so vast they require their own tax bracket. Every bush in the Riverlands has a Frey hiding behind it. His formidable loins are a shining testament to your bright future, Your Grace. Marry Lord Walder, and the Red Keep will be overflowing with a veritable swarm of silver-haired children within the turn of a year. An army of Targlings, crawling out of every corner of the castle, crying for sugar-plums and small-beer."

Dany shuddered again, though a reluctant spark of amusement flashed in her eyes, breaking the grim grey line of her face for a single second. "If I see a single Targling with a Frey nose, Lord Hand, I will feed you to Drogon myself. Who else is there before I bar the doors of this chamber entirely?"

"Well, if you wish to mend old wounds," Lannister said, his voice taking on a weightier, more serious note, "there is the Stormlands. With Stannis dead and young Aegon proven a false dragon or a dead one, the storm lords are leaderless. There is Edric Storm, the bastard of King Robert and Delena Florent. He is sixteen, wide-shouldered, and has the Baratheon blue eyes. He looks more like the Usurper than any of the children Cersei put upon the world. If you validate his blood and name him Lord of Storm's End, you take the wind out of every rebel from here to Shipbreaker Bay. You heal the breach between the stag and the dragon."

"The boy has the blood of the man who put your brother’s chest into his spine," Daario Naharis said, his lips curling into a vicious sneer. "A bad stock. A line of drunkards, iron-heads, and men who think with their hammers. He will grow fat on salt beef, drink himself into a stupor, and yell at you before he is twenty. You'd be marrying the ghost of the man who hunted you."

Dany turned from the window, her purple eyes tracking the small movements of Lannister’s fingers against the parchment. She felt the heavy weight of her name—the ancient Targaryen blood that had built this room and then burned it. Edric Storm, she thought. A bastard of the man who had hunted her through her childhood. The irony was like salt in an old cut.

Turning to young Monterys Velaryon, who sat pale at the end of the table, Dany said, “Can you send ships to get the boy from Lys, Lord Velaryon?” The boy lord only nodded, too young to play politics, too scared to give a real answer. Returning her attention to her Hand, she asked in a flat voice, "Who else?"

"Myself, of course," Lannister said, bowing his head until his nose nearly touched the oak. "The Lannister name is somewhat spotted at present, I grant you, but Casterly Rock still sits upon several very deep holes filled with nothing but gold and bad intentions. And I am already familiar with the castle's plumbing."

Dany let her mouth soften into small, cold amusement. "We should have a merry court, Lord Hand. You could drink my wine and tell my lords that their grandmothers were fishwives, and I should have to execute you three times a week to keep the Tyrells from weeping into their silk."

"A traditional marriage by Westerosi standards," Lannister muttered. "Most queens do it with steel. You would simply be using your Hand."

Missandei, standing quietly beside the door with her hands tucked into her heavy linen sleeves, spoke for the first time. Her voice was small, but it had the clarity of a bell in the silence of the stone room. "And what of the North, Lord Hand? Merchants in the harbour are singing of wolves roaming those lands."

Lannister’s smile died. The small, cynical light in his eye went out, replaced by something cold and flat. He reached down and rubbed his short thigh where the bone had grown crookedly when he was a babe, his fingers digging into the wool of his breeches as if he could feel the winter coming through the floorboards.

"The North is no longer something we can claim," Lannister said, his voice dropping. "Stannis Baratheon died in the snow outside the walls of Winterfell when he tried to take it. The Boltons took his head and put it on a spike, but they didn't keep it for long. From what I have learned, Jon Snow has come down from the Wall with an army of wildlings. He has gathered under his banner what remained of Stannis’s army and the surviving Lords of the North. He is now Jon Stark. The late King Robb named him his heir before the Red Wedding, validating his blood before their Old Gods and the New, when he thought his own line had ended. He is King in the North and King Beyond the Wall."

"A bastard who rules an army of broken lords," Dany said, her thumb tracing the silver ring on her finger. She felt a sudden, strange curiosity stir in her chest—a name she had never heard from her brother Viserys or Illyrio Mopatis. "How many men can a frozen forest bring?"

"Eighty thousand," Lannister said.

The room went completely silent. Even the rhythmic scrape-scrape of Daario’s whetstone stopped, the stiletto remaining motionless against the leather.

Dany felt a sudden, sharp stillness settle over her chest, like ice water poured into a hot cup. Eighty thousand. The number was a physical weight in the small room, larger than the walls, larger than the city outside. The histories her brother Viserys had shouted into her ears since childhood had always described the North as a vast, empty wasteland of trees and ice—a place of wild men and dirt farmers who could barely scrape together twenty thousand spears when the realm was whole.

"The whispers out of White Harbor are madness," Lannister explained, his brow furrowing as he stared at the blank northern expanse of his map. "He did not fight the wildlings, Your Grace. He did what no king in eight thousand years has even dared to dream. He opened the gates of the Wall and let them through. The ravens claim he brought every soul that lived in the frost-lands into the Gift. They say his vanguard includes giants riding monsters as tall as the gatehouse of this castle, creatures with hide like iron and bones like oak logs. Mind you, I spent time at the Wall years ago and saw none of this myself—then, it was only a few thousand shivering criminals in black cloaks. But the reports from the lakeside are specific, and they are terrified. If the lad truly marches south with eighty thousand savages who do not care about the Faith, the laws of the Seven Kingdoms, or the pretty dye in your beard, your five thousand Unsullied will have their hands full."

Naharis let out another laugh, though it lacked its previous warmth, sounding dry and forced as he tossed his dagger into the air and caught it by the horn hilt. "Giants? Mammoths? Children's stories to keep the milk-maids from wandering into the woods after dark, Lord Hand. If you did not see them when you stood upon their wall, they do not exist. A savge with an army of old women, skinchangers, and goats."

Dany barely heard the Tyrosh's dismissal. Her mind was turning the numbers over, weighing them against her own strength with a cold, geometric precision. Her five thousand Unsullied were a wall of bronze, but they were few—a finite resource that could not be replaced once broken. Her Dothraki were fierce, but they were children of the sun. The first grey frost would kill their horses and turn their bows to brittle wood. The minor lords of the Crownlands—young Velaryon and the sour Lord Ardrian Celtigar—had only come to her because they feared the shadow of her dragons, not out of love or loyalty. This Jon Stark had an army that matched her own, but built on something else. Something older than ink.

He opened the gates, she thought, a strange, prickling warmth rising at the back of her neck. He let the wild people through because they had nowhere else to go. It was what she had done in Meereen. She had broken the chains and let the slaves into her plazas, despite the wrath of the Masters, despite the blood that followed in the streets. She had been called a monster for it by the ancient families. This boy had looked at a people the world called savages and seen his own folk. He had chosen the living over the law.

"How old is this Stark?" she asked.

"One-and-twenty, Your Grace," Lannister said. "A few months older than yourself, or perhaps the same age. He was a boy when I saw him at Winterfell—a quiet thing, all long faces and grey eyes, but he had a look of Eddard Stark about him. The kind of look that makes men want to march into a ditch because he told them the ditch was their duty."

Her age, she thought. The realization felt strange, almost intimate. A girl of one-and-twenty ruling an empire of ash. A boy of one-and-twenty ruling a kingdom of snow. Both of them surrounded by old men who wanted to use their youth to buy back their own lost world. It was as if the Gods wanted them to meet. Two sides of the same coin.

"Is he wed?"

"No," Lannister said, shaking his head, his hand still resting on his leg. "And if the rumor from the Kingsroad holds true, he never will be. The bastardy weighs on him like an iron collar. He spent his whole life watching his trueborn brothers get the high seats while he sat at the foot of the table. They say he would rather live with that great white wolf of his in the dark than let a woman tell him his sons are baseborn."

Dany turned back to the leaded glass, her jaw tightening until the skin over her cheekbones looked white. A bastard who does not want a crown, yet has one thrust upon him. She saw her own reflection in that frosted glass—the small girl who had been sold to a horse-lord for the promise of an army, the woman who had made soldiers out of slaves because there was no one else left to do it. They were both creatures born from the edges of the world, brought into the center by the dead.

"Why did you not suggest him, Lord Hand?" she asked, her voice dropping into that quiet, resonant register that always made her councillors straighten their backs.

"Because they bring nothing but coldness and death, Your Grace," Lannister said, his tone turning cautious as he watched her face. "The North is three thousand leagues of rock and pine trees. It has no gold, no silk, and no grain. If you marry Jon Stark, you marry a winter that is already killing the sheep in the Riverlands. You marry a graveyard that doesn't even have the decency to bury its dead."

"I marry the North," she said, turning to face the room. Her white fur cloak caught the light from the window, looking like a sheet of ice against the dark stone. "I marry half the continent. You tell me I need men for my army? He has eighty thousand. You tell me I need a realm that is whole? Aegon’s realm was not whole without the wolves."

"There is bad blood between your house and theirs, child," Ser Barristan said from his position by the door, his old hand resting heavily on the pommel of his sword. His blue eyes were full of a deep, sorrowful memory. "Lord Eddard’s father was cooked in his own armor in this very castle while his brother strangled himself to reach him. They do not forget the name Targaryen in the North, Your Grace. They teach their children that your blood is made of fire and madness."

"They call me the Mad King’s daughter before they have even seen my face," Dany said, her voice cutting through the old knight's words like a razor through silk. "Am I to do the same to him? Am I to say he is a rebel because his brother wore an iron band for a season? I am not my father, Ser Barristan. And he is not the man who broke my brother’s chest at the Trident. Send a raven."

"To Winterfell?" Lannister asked, his quill already poised over a fresh sheet of parchment, though his hand was not steady.

"To every house that has not yet come to this ruin to bend their knees," she said, her voice rising until it filled the small stone chamber, vibrating against the soot-stained vaults. "To the Tyrells in their orchard, to the Arryns in their mountain, to the Freys in their ditches, and to the King in the North. Tell them the Queen will hold a tourney. Not here. This city smells of grease, old bone, and betrayal. I will not have my court in an outhouse."

"Where, then?" Lord Celtigar asked from the back, his hawk-like nose twitching with distaste as he adjusted his green velvet doublet. "The Crownlands are picked clean, Your Grace. Young Velaryon’s men are eating kelp at Driftmark because there are no sheep left on the hills."

"Harrenhal," Dany said. "It is in the center of the world. It has walls thick enough to hold two kingdoms, and a hall where men can speak without their voices being swallowed by the wind. Tell them that every boy who has come of age, every lord who does not have a wife, and every man who thinks he has a claim to Aegon’s realm must attend. If they wish to see the dragon, let them see it where Balerion made his mark. Let us see who among them is brave enough to look into the fire."

Naharis let out a low grunt, his fingers tightening on his stiletto until his knuckles went yellow. "The wildlings will look like baboons among the silk tents, Your Grace. They do not know how to ride horses with sticks. They will grease their hair with fish-fat, smell of sour goat, and steal the silver spoons right out of your lap."

"Then let them bring their rocks," she said, her eyes fixing on the map of the north. "Lord Hand, write the letters. We march north by the next moon."

*******

The Great Hall of Winterfell had always been a cavern of cold stone, but that night the chill felt heavier, as if the grey walls were sweating ice.

Great trunks of ironwood burned in the twin hearths, throwing long, restless shadows across the smoke-blackened rafters where the carved heads of direwolves stared down at the living. The air was a thick soup of peat smoke, wet wool, and the sharp, gamey stink of roasted venison that had been salted too long.

Jon was sitting on the high seat of the Kings of Winter. The ancient seat was too wide for him, carved from a single block of dark granite, its armrests polished smooth by the palms of dead men. He wore a heavy cloak of grey wool lined with the white fur of an elk, pinned at his shoulder by a silver wolf's head. Beneath the fur, his boiled leather was stiff, and his long, grim face was pale in the firelight.

He looked at the men gathered before him, their bearded faces lined with the weariness of a season that had already stolen the sun.

"The stores at Deepwood Motte are half what we projected, Your Grace," Galbart Glover said, his voice cutting through the rumble of the hall like a dull saw. He stood with his gloved hands resting on the back of a bench, his grey beard stained yellow around the mouth from sour leaf. "The frost took the late oats before the wagons could turn. If the snow deepens in the Wolfswood, the western crofters will be eating their own boots before the turn of the year."

A low murmur of agreement passed down the long trestle tables. Lords and captains shifted their weight, their boots scuffing against the straw-strewn floorboards. They were men of iron and pine, but their bellies were empty.

"The Last Hearth has enough salt beef for three moons, no more," young Ned Umber son of Great Jon muttered, his boyish shoulders swallowed by his father’s old chainmail. "And the crows are saying the sheep are dying on the hills."

Jon let his hands rest on the cold stone of the armrests. He felt the weight of every dead man in the crypts below sitting on his chest. They looked to him for bread, and he had only wood and iron to give them.

"The North will not starve," Jon said, his voice flat and quiet, yet it carried across the stone flags with a strange, heavy authority that made the murmuring stop. "I have struck a bargain with Braavos. The Iron Bank has validated our credit against the timber in the Rills and the silver veins we've opened in the hills behind the Torrhen's Square. Three fat galleys from the Free Cities are already unloading at White Harbor. Barley, rye, and dried cod. Lord Manderly’s sons are already moving the grain sacks onto sledges."

Wyman Manderly, sitting on a reinforced bench that groaned under his immense bulk, nodded his massive, chinned head. His pale eyes were small in his fat face, but they were sharp as needles. "The King speaks the truth, my lords," the Lord of White Harbor rumbled, his voice like oil sliding over silk. "The first sledges have already reached the Kingsroad. My larders are open, and the King’s grain is moving. We have enough to see the smallfolk through the first great drifts."

A collective breath seemed to leave the hall, the tension easing from the shoulders of the hardened men. They knew how to fight the cold, but they did not know how to fight the hunger of their children. If the King had found corn in the East, he was a king worth keeping.

Manderly leaned forward then, his fat fingers, ringed in silver and walrus bone, interlacing over his massive belly. He looked at Jon with a heavy, paternal calculation that made Jon’s stomach tighten.

"The larders are full for now, Your Grace," Manderly said, his voice dropping into a register that was soft but reached every ear in the room. "The folk have bread. But a kingdom requires more than corn to outlast a winter. It requires a future. The line of Winterfell must be secured before the ice bars the paths. You have taken the name of Stark, and the North has risen for you, but a king without an heir is just a tenant in his own castle. The lords are wondering... when do you intend to take a queen to your bed and give and heir to our throne?"

The silence that followed was different from the first. It was sharp, watchful, and thick with expectation.

Jon tensed, his fingers tightening against the stone arms until his knuckles went white under his gloves. The word queen felt like an arrow in his throat. He thought of the Wall. He thought of the smell of wild rose and goat fat, of red hair blowing against a grey sky, and the cold, stiff feel of an arrow between a girl's shoulder blades. He thought of his own bastard blood, the dark stain he had carried since childhood like a second skin, a disease he had sworn he would never give to a son of his own.

"The winter is our only bride for now, Lord Manderly," Jon said, his voice turning hard. "We will speak of weddings when the sun returns."

Before Manderly could press further, Jon reached into the breast of his heavy fur cloak and pulled out a scroll of thick, creamy parchment. The wax seal had already been cracked, but the dark red fragments still clung to the silk riband—a three-headed dragon, stamped deep into the wax.

"This arrived three days ago from King's Landing," Jon said, holding the scroll up so the firelight caught the high-quality vellum. "It bears the mark of Daenerys Targaryen. She has taken the city after her nephew Aegon has destroyed it, and she sits in the Red Keep now."

The hall erupted.

"The Mad King’s daughter!" Robin Flint yelled, slamming his wooden tankard against the table until the ale sloshed over his fingers. "She comes to finish what her father started!"

"Let her come!" Ned Umber cried, his hand flying to the hilt of his small-sword. "The North has its own king now! We don't bow to silver-haired bitches from across the water!"

The shouting rose like a sudden squall over the Bay of Seals, twenty lords yelling at once, their voices bouncing off the stone walls until the rafters rang with the noise. They were men who remembered the fire. They remembered Lord Rickard burning in his armor while his son choked on a cord.

Jon did not shout. He simply stood up.

He wasn't a tall man, but when he stood, Ghost rose with him from the shadows beneath the high seat—a great, silent white shape with eyes like burning coals. Jon looked down the length of the hall, his grey eyes flat and dark as a winter tarn, until the sheer weight of his silence seemed to pull the air out of the room. One by one, the lords fell quiet, their red faces turning back toward the high seat.

"She has sent an invitation," Jon said into the dead silence. "She is holding a great tourney. Not in the capital, but at Harrenhal. She calls for every man who holds land in Westeros to attend. She wishes to look upon the face of the realm." Jon paused, letting his gaze drift over his captains. "My mind is settled. I am going to Harrenhal."

"Go to Harrenhal?" Barbery Dustin spat, eyes wide with disbelief. "Your Grace, it's a trap. The last time a Stark rode south to meet a Targaryen at a tourney, the realm bled for a year. Have you forgotten your uncle Brandon? Have you forgotten your grandfather?"

"I have forgotten nothing," Jon said, his voice dropping into that quiet, rhythmic growl that always made the northmen look at their boots. "But I am not riding south to bend my knee, Lord Rickard. I am riding south to strike a deal with her. As an ally. As an equal."

From the edge of the hearth, where he had been roasting a marrow bone on a dagger point, Tormund Giantsbane let out a massive, booming laugh. He wiped his greasy red beard with the back of his hand, his blue eyes twinkling with a wild, lawless light.

"An ally?" Tormund roared. "You're a soft-headed boy, Jon Snow! If she's got a big army and a pretty face, you don't talk to her across a table. You do it the old way! You take twenty good men, you slip into her tent while the guards are sleeping, and you steal her! Throw her over a mammoth and bring her back to the ice. That's how a real king takes a woman!"

The wildlings scattered along the lower tables roared with laughter, pounding their fists against the wood, but Jon only frowned, his brow darkening until he looked like the old statues in the crypts.

"She is not a sheep to be driven from a pen, Tormund," Jon said sharply. "And I have no desire for her bed. I will reiterate the independence of the North before her court. The North is ours. It has been paid for in blood, from the Neck to the Wall, and we will not give it up for a lady's smile."

Wyman Manderly shifted his massive bulk, his jowls trembling as he shook his head with a slow, heavy caution. "You speak of independence, Your Grace, but you did not demand it from Aegon Targaryen when his ravens flew out of the Stormlands. You treated with him through his envoys. You offered him terms. You did not go out to meet him yourself. Especially outside the North."

Jon looked directly at the fat lord. "King Aegon did not have three dragons, Lord Manderly."

The words were small, but they had the cold certainty of an axe-stroke. The laughter died from the wildlings' side of the hall.

"The boy who called himself Aegon had a company of mercenaries and half the Realm," Jon continued, his fingers tracking the edge of his wolf-headed pin. "He had an old name and a young face, but he fought with steel and men. Queen Daenerys fights with fire. She has three full-grown dragons that have already burned the fleet at Blackwater. She has an army of ten thousand Unsullied who do not know how to run from a spear, and a hundred thousand Dothraki who have crossed the salt water because she told them the world belonged to them. And behind her sits the Bay of Dragons. Three great cities filled with gold, iron, and ships that answer to her name alone. If we march against her with nothing but our pride, the North will be nothing but a grey cinder before the snows can save us."

"So we ally with her savages?" Robett Glover sneered, his lip curling as he looked toward Tormund's men. "We take the council of a woman who lets horse-boys ride through her chambers and keeps castrated slaves for guards?"

Tormund stood up then, his massive chest heaving beneath his goatskin coat. He didn't have a sword on him—Jon had banned steel at the tables—but he held his iron-pointed dagger like he meant to skin the Glover man where he stood.

"Savages, is it?" Tormund roared, his voice shaking the soot from the rafters. "You pretty little lords with your silk ribbons and your silver spoons! You sat in your stone boxes while the real danger was coming for your throats! Jon Snow opened the gate for us because we're men, you old fool! We bleed red, same as you, and we die cold, same as you! I've seen more honor in a wildling girl with dirt on her face than in any of you fat lords who spend your nights counting your sheep and hiding behind your walls! Sometimes there's more civility in the folk you call savages than in all your pretty songs!"

"Enough!" Jon's voice cracked through the hall like a whip.

Tormund spat on the floor but sat down, his blue eyes still glaring at Karstark through his red hair. Jon looked at them both, his chest rising and falling beneath his grey fur. He had spent his whole life between two worlds—the bastard in the castle, the brother on the Wall, the king among the wild. He knew how they thought. He knew that if he didn't lead them now, they would tear each other to pieces before the winter could finish them.

"My mind is made," Jon said, his voice returning to that quiet, iron register that left no room for debate. "I am leaving for Harrenhal within the week. But I will not go as a beggar, and I will not go alone. I will take the Free Folk with me. I want twenty giants. I want five mammoths from the Gift, fully armored in ironwood and hide. And I want every northern lord here to bring ten of his best men-at-arms, under their own banners."

Tormund’s face split into a wide, terrifying grin, his previous anger vanished as quickly as a summer storm. He slammed his fist into the table until the wood cracked. "By the gods, Jon Snow! Twenty giants down the Kingsroad? Those southern lords will wet their silk breeches before we even get to the river! I'm with you, boy! I want to see one of those flying lizards for myself. I wonder if they taste like goose!"

The northern lords did not laugh. They looked at each other, their faces pale under their beards as they pictured the vanguard—giants and mammoths marching through the green lands of the south under the shadow of the winter wolf.

Wyman Manderly remained still, his pale eyes fixed on Jon's face with a heavy, unreadable intensity. He leaned back against his cushions, his jowls settling into his collar.

"I thought you were going to seek an alliance, Your Grace," Manderly said softly, his voice the only quiet thing left in the room. "Not a display of power."

Jon looked down at the fat lord, his grey eyes reflecting the orange light of the dying ironwood fire.

"The display of power is the foundation of every alliance, Lord Manderly," Jon said. "If she thinks we are wolves driven south by the frost, she will treat us like dogs. Let her see the North before she tries to rule it."

Challenge #04897-M148: Epic Rap Battle For History

A trio of warrior lords quibble over who is to inherit a large swath of land, for the will was lost in the fire which killed the former ruler. To avoid a war, the three visit seeress, who leads them to a shine of Wothynn, with the foretelling that the one who is the best Poet shall be judged the rightful heir to the land -- Deathshead419

Things were done differently in the Northlands. Politics was often settled with the sword, when it couldn't be resolved via the marital bed. Might often made right. Attacking an enemy the day after they'd just had drinking games in their mead halls was a legitimate war tactic. The Northmen were tough, hardy, and fond of their booze. The North women were even more fearsome.

Thork Thorvigsson had been a mighty warrior with thralls all across the fjords. Until, after one night of drunken revelry, someone set his longhouse ablaze.

Nobody knew who did it, and there was a passing chance that one of the feasters had knocked a candle or lantern into the threshes anyway. What was certain was that Thork Thorvigsson left a lot of land ungoverned and an enormous power vacuum.