#noobhacker

Survivors

1.ChickenBurger- I love them I mean an admin trust you and he sucks more at child caring than you and he loves you more than the universe, also he's a glutton beast when fried chicken and a powerful god (I love them)

2.KnuckleSandwich- same also, he trusts you because he sees you that you changed and cheats on his wife for you...we don't talk about that, best husband for him frfr

3.Hammerhacks- admin, didn't trust you at first but slowly trusts you, can build almost everything out of existence, low-key would make the best bbq trust

4.PumpkinBurger- High powerful wizard that made the specter itself crap it's pants, a nerd, would speak in rhymes or poetry you don't understand sometimes

5.BombHacks- mute person meets anxious person, can almost bomb your house, cutie patootie, speaks in emojis that you have to pull up the translator

6.NoobHacker- anxiety meets anxiety, bunch of foodies, both survivalist, would make the killer go crazy if they team up to annoy the thing out of the killer

(might finish this tomorrow)

Edit : continue this thing

7.LuckyHacker/LuckyBurger- a gambler, filthy rich, would make your son happy and gets what he wants, does not know how to cook

8.PizzaBurger- hates you because his past mind said so, enemies to lovers ahh trope

9.DecoyDagger- man he a cultist, probably would said the spawns name thousand times more than he says love you

Killers

1.BurgerDebt- Rich guy like supppeeeer rich guy, bunny man hybird something², will make you bear his children, can buy your kid anything he wants like way more than that gambler, will flirt with you in Italian, calls you bunny or more specific HIS bunny

2.VoidBurger- deity of the void, obsesses with you idk, would hate your kid even after you married him, your old friend in college

3.PoisonBurger- creation of hatred, shedletsky would definitely be disappointed in you, soft man but grumpy if you fix him, your kids old friend suddenly became his new dad or mom

4.BaconBurger (slasherx7n7)- mute also, soft man, would have PTSD if you mention guest, would love cuddles and butcher animals or go hunting for you

5.DoubleHacks (JohnDoex7n7)- Can't speak because of his stupid corruption, soft man, builderman will kill you, still married with Jane but Jane will probably just make it to a poly instead and all of you will be happy

6.NightHacks (Azurex7n7)- Will NEVER be like toe time, cherishs you, calls you his night shade, praises you with love like no other man

7.GuestWhoHacksNow?! (Guest666x7n7)- animal, acts like one, why do you like him bruh