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Anyway, some crazy stuff happened over the last three years. I moved a couple times, got a cat, protested a bunch, started a writing club, spent a night in jail, got COVID, finished a DnD campaign, and some other stuff too that I'm probably forgetting.
I'm not entirely sure yet what I want to do with this blog now that I'm on it again, but I hope I can keep writing fun stuff that makes people happy.
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Am I back after not posting a single thing in 3ish years? Mayhaps....
Why would someone think that the plain doll is not a monster? Sheās got porcelain skin with no bones, muscles, organs, or anything to speak of inside her save the blood of the great ones, was born with a fully matured transcendent consciousness (great ones either needed to transcend (pale moon presence) or mature (Mergo) and never had both right away), and cried crystal tears. She just gots a human look. I mean, Cāmon! Sheās less human than a doppelgƤnger and *that* is a monster!
I 100% agree with you anon. The Doll is definitely on some next level Lovecraftian shit. I could just see some folks arguing that she's not physically monstrous enough. For me though, I love that eldritch entity.
š· Monster Manual Update: C š·
Man, traumatic life experiences and depression sure are a bitch, huh? Well anyway, I skipped four C monsters.
Carrion Crawler
Chuul
Cockatrice
Crawling Claw
Carrion Crawler
Decided not to do this cause it's a big slimy bug that paralyzes you. While I know some folks can see the definite kink potential in that, I'll save it for another day.
Chuul
Had a rough time deciding this one, but decided not to include due to the fact that they're basically mindless animals, and that's kinda fucked. The tentacles are fun though.
Cockatrice
Please don't fuck the monster chicken
Crawling Claw
Ahem. "Crawling Claws are severed hands of murderers animated by dark magic so they can go on killing." No.
The D's are up next and oh my lord theres a lot of them. You'll also noticed I changed tne style of the monster ratings to include a pro and con section rather than a self insert. As much as I enjoy those, they were starting to feel a little dull and repetitive. If you want a specific monster self insert though, always feel free to message me though. Love y'all, stay hydrated.
Oh! Quick shout out to @valkyrie-ironhand and @dzamie for always reblogging my stuff. Y'all should go follow them because they're amazing ā¤ā¤ā¤
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In response to my cat girl post. Btw, if y'all aren't following @fuck-this-tension you really should. She's lovely!
š·Monster Manual More Like Waifu Catalogueš·
So, I've been playing a lot of DnD recently and the joke about the MM being a "Waifu Catalogue" had come up a few times. Here's the thing though, I say, why not?! I'm gonna go A-Z and write little self insert blurbs about every single monster in the DnD 5e Monster Manual, minus the obviously problematic ones (think things that are basically animals).
I'll write a little intro about the creature, do a self insert blurb and then rate the Monster on a scale of 1-10 for how good of a waifu/husbando/partner they would be.
First up, and hopefully posted later tonight, the Aarakocra!
š·Monster Manual Update 2š·
Alas, after a long hiatus the Bās are bested! I skipped 3 monsters, just like with A. They are listed and detailed below.
Basilisk
Spectator
Bulette
The Basilisk was skipped because itās basically just an animal, and weāve talked about that. It can turn you to stone though, so thatās fun!
The Spectator is another form of Beholder, but it isnāt super interesting enough to warrant another post. They are summoned by mages when they need an entity to guard something for a loooooooooong time.
Finally, the Bulette. Itās basically a land shark that likes to sneak up on things and swallow them whole. Thatās getting very close to the forbiddenĀ āVā word, so I didnāt do them. Also, theyāre cute land sharks! Donāt lewd!Ā
The Cās have some pretty fun monsters, so stay tuned :)
