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minerva mcgonagall smackdowns: sybill trelawney

‘Please, Professor, we've just had our first Divination class, and we were reading the tea leaves, and --’ 

‘Ah, of course,’ said Professor McGonagall, suddenly frowning. 

‘There is no need to say any more, Miss Granger. Tell me, which of you will be dying this year?’ 

Everyone stared at her. 

‘Me,’ said Harry, finally. 

‘I see,’ said Professor McGonagall, fixing Harry with her beady eyes. ‘Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class. If it were not for the fact that I never speak ill of my colleagues --’

Professor McGonagall broke off, and they saw that her nostrils had gone white. She went on, more calmly, ‘Divination is one of the most imprecise branches of magic. I shall not conceal from you that I have very little patience with it. True Seers are very rare, and Professor Trelawney --’ 

for my epq (extended project qualification) i created a poetry chapbook and as part of the evaluation process i need to gather some opinions on my final project via a short survey

the chapbook is a 5-10 minutes read and can be found here

the survey should take about 5 minutes and can be found here

all responses are anonymous so please give your honest opinion!

even if you don’t want to fill in the survey signal boosts would be greatly appreciated!