#non sw

The sheer number of kids who are straight up putting their real names and ages and location in their bios like "Natasha | 14 | Minor | New York, NY!" and occasionally putting their actual school or city in their tags just terrifies me like no stop stop stop remove that right now I cannot emphasize how unsafe that is for you I am begging you for your sake remove that shit right now

Saw something similar on a Space battles post where someone listed their favorite (and least favorite) non Star Wars characters and what flavor of force sensitive they would be in a Galaxy Far Far Away. Since I don't have an account there I'm throwing my two cents here: • Faves: o Mulan: I saw fan art of her as a Mandalorian Jedi and that sounds like her. She’s a classic antihero in that she has some non-heroic self-confidence issues etc. but these stem more from gender role than morality. I think she could make a good, unconventional Jedi. o Wei Wuxian: A podcast convinced me he’d be a Jedi (if with some creepy powers). He doesn’t let attachments stop him from doing the right thing. His skill at code switching (?) in a way that would make him a good diplomat if he tampers down on eliciting reactions. o Temeraire: Oh, much as I love him his attachment to Laurence lends itself easily to Anakin’s fate. Which would be terrifying since he is a ship-sized dragon whose roar can shatter rock like glass. Adding Sith powers on top of that? Let's move along now… o O-Chul: No brainer he’s a paladin’s paladin in all the best ways except charisma. As Jedi prize wisdom more he would actually make an even better Jedi than he would a D&D 3.5e paladin/fighter and he's already really good at the latter. An undead lich can’t make him Fall so I can't see him ever going to the Dark Side. o Brianne of Tarth: I'm putting her on this list just to give her a chance to live her best life as a Jedi Knight in a world that wouldn't mock her looks or look down on her gender. And yes, she would be a good Jedi with a lack of conflicting oaths keeping her from Falling. • Anti-Blorbos: o Umbridge: She’s no Jedi but I can't exactly see her as a Sith. Not that she has a shred of compassion or morality but she just seems too banal and buried in the ministry of magic institution to properly pursue the horrors of Sithhood. She never became a death eater either. Plus the Sith would either kick her out or kill her in short order. o Jeoffrey: Definitely a Sith – he has exactly that kind of power hunger and desire for absolute authority. But all he's really got going for him is his privilege and even among the sith that is not going to be enough. He’s definitely gonna be backstabbed early. o Tarquin: He’d be Sith no question. In Order of the Stick he thinks he's a bigger bad than he is though which in Star Wars might translate into thinking he's the Master when he's the apprentice. Which would see him disposed of in a satisfyingly humiliating manner in short order. o Visser 3: would also a Sith and I must preemptively apologize to the Animorphs for it because between the shapeshifting into the Galaxy’s most terrifying monsters, the lightsaber(s), Sith powers and skill at open warfare conquest he could be what Darth Vader wishes he’d become. The poor Animorphs! o Mariel of Redwall: despite my saltiness about her (or more accurately how the author wrote her), I don't think she would be a Sith. I'm not so certain about her being a Jedi even though she's on the side of heroes – her personality starts out a bit abrasive and she focuses more on personal goals. Maybe later in life which would at least give her the justice of getting an actual weapon instead of that lame-ass knotted rope.