#noco x reader

Ofc ofc! Poly?? Noco??? 😳💍???

Good luck trying to escape like. Ever lmfao

-No but seriously, good luck. They make a pretty good team usually, but add you into the equation? They put in their all.

-Noah is usually the ‘mastermind’ behind things, setting up your handcuffs room and ways to get you to them. 

-I feel like Cody would be the more stalkerish type? Like, trying to figure out what you like and whatnot for your new room!  

-When they finally bring you home (read: kidnap you), get ready to be smothered 24/7.

-Seriously, you won’t be left alone for a second. Want to eat? Here, Cody can feed you! It’s what couples do, right? Want to read? Sure, just let Noah sit with you. He is the bookworm after all, he’ll have plenty of recommendations.

-It gets even worse at night. The two of them will have a firm grip on you, forcing you into this strange little cuddle pile cocoon for the night.

-They both have their own ways of manipulating you, I feel like Cody would lean (sometimes unintentionally, but only because he genuinely thinks they’re right and what they’re doing is okay:() towards guilt tripping, constantly making puppy eyes and using the excuse of “Well, this is what couples do!” while Noah would be towards infantilizing you, mainly through small comments like how they always have to help you and how you should just leave everything to them.

-If you constantly reject their advances though, that’s when things start getting tense.

-Their patience will run thin, after a while. They’re only human! This is the only part where they actually don’t agree with things? Noah thinks that some isolation would be good for you, whereas Cody just thinks that they haven’t shown you enough love. This is the only time they actually yell at each other :(

-Eventually they do decide on Noah’s idea. After all, they’ve given you so much, so how about they take it away for a little bit hmm?  (Actually kinda wanna write a fic on this..)

-However, if you accept, it’ll be a lot better. I mean, you have two loving, doting boyfriends, what more could you want?

-Constant cuddle time. That is all-

(THIS is the person who requested yandere noco x reader btw!!)

ofc anon! I did non Yan since it would kinda just be reiterating the Yan hcs. You didn't really specify, so I did crushing hc's! Hope this was okay! Did a lil fic bit at the end as I'm trying to get more comfy with it.

(In these HC's, Noco is already canon and they're both crushing on Reader)

-Ah yes, ever the gentleman (Cody) and gentle man (Noah)

-These two. These absolute dumbasses hnkajsjsh

-Would be a mix of "We have to serenade them until they are dead on the floor" and "WAIT WAIT NO NO WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE THA-" and also "Hey babe are you a person because you sure do look like a person" -Cody, probably

-I head canon that Noah's secretly a hopeless romantic, he reads so many books and I bet they're literally only just non fiction or romance. No in-between.

-You'd definitely notice something's up. They can't lie for shit-

-E.g every time you see them they're whispering to each other and instantly clam up when they see you, suddenly can't look you in the eye anymore when talking to you, and they hang out with you less and less :(

-you'd think they hate you, but it is 1000% the opposite. These two are WHIPPED

-I can honestly imagine the others getting tired of y'all being so dumb and doing something like Lumity/Hooty's tunnel of love but shhhh

-The others are so. So tired of you guys being so OBVIOUS and so OBLIVIOUS THEY JUST *strangles you*

-Either one of the other campers tells them to grow up and encourage them to confess, or you walk your ass over there and confront them yourself. (Probably the second option, although I could see it being a mix of both.)

You sighed, slipping out of your bunk. You had been more downcast lately, and it was because of your best friends. Or, ex- best friends now. Maybe. You really hoped not.

You just didn't understand! It was like they were constantly avoiding you, and any time they wanted to tell you something it was through another camper.

You were sick of it, and that's why you finally decided that today you would confront them about it, once and for all. And if they- if they didn't like you anymore, that was fine. No matter how much the thought stung.

However, as you swung open the door, you were greeted by the sight of just the two people you were about to visit, with Noah's hand mid knock.

...

"oh- OH! Y/N! There you are! I mean, of course you are! This is where you sleep, and you uh. Sleep. Here."

A voice piped up from behind him, and you were greeted by the sight of a very nervous looking Cody. Which was... Rare.

"We uh...- Haha! Funny thing actually,- We were uh... Just on our way to see you! To tell you. s-something."

You raised an eyebrow at that. Noah was usually always calm and collected, and Cody never dropped his 'flirty bad boy' persona act. In public, that is. So this was super out of character for them both.

"That's weird, I also had something to tell you two."

"Well, maybe we could go all say? O-On three?"

He desperately looked to Noah for confirmation (despite the other boy looking just as lost as he was) and turned to you once he had a thumbs up.

You were getting suspicious, this was usually something they did if they were like, really worried about something.

..But you nodded anyways, knowing what they would most likely say. Although it was odd how they seemed so excited about it??

"Okay!! 1.... 2.... 3!"

There was a pause when no body said anything for a few seconds and then-

"WILLYOUGOOUTWITHUS?"

"DOYOUGUYSHATEME?"

...Wait wait wait wait. Wait. Hold the phone- You were taken wayyyy aback. This... Was not what you had expected. At all.

"You thought we hated you?"

"You guys love me?"

You heard what sounded suspiciously like a mix between an exasperated groan and a snicker from behind you, but ignored it.

You... Were all going to have a good talk about this.

Bonus:

Reader: Waiitttt. Are you guys... flirting? with me?

Noco: Have been for three years, thanks for noticing.