#noaheather

- The worst people you know are in a throuple

- They are so emotionally repressed they cannot be their deepest honest selves for a long while

- Alejandro loves pda, Noah can tolerate it, it takes Heather a while to get comfortable with it.

- Noah and heathers version of comforting each other is just. Sitting in silence until eventually the emotional tension has subsided (they can feel it when it does)

- “I literally can’t stand you” while looking deep into each other’s eyes and holding hands

- Noah is a dog person, Heather is a cat person, Alejandro can’t stand either he’s lowkey a horse guy

- Noaheather and it’s basically just a baddie and her dog of a boyfriend

- Aleheather and it’s basically just a baddie and her dog of a boyfriend

- Alenoah and it’s two undiagnosed assholes

- “We saw you across the bar we just love your vibe” no they saw you across the bar and made fun of your beige turtleneck they hate you

- They like to physically tease each other like drop kick each other to the ground or sit on each other.

- ^ Heather is unfortunately competitive in tease fighting + a biter.

- Noah was forced to start a skin care routine by ale and Heather. Now he puts water AND moisturizer on his face.

- Heather just doesn’t understand emotions very well so 70% of the time she’s just sitting there trying to analyze her partners. Her boys tease her about it every now and then.

- One of the Trio’s weirdest quirks is they can recognize each other by how they smell:

- ^ Noah smells like books and coffee, Alejandro smells like cologne and honeysuckle, and Heather smells like vanilla and rain.

- They talk loads of shit lol.

- They have their own pet names for each other:

- Noah: “Eel and Snake” or when he tries to be romantic, “Honey and Darling”

- Heather: “Ale and Noah bear”

- Alejandro: “Mi amada and “Amorcito”

- Bisexual all of them

Heather finding out Neha is actually a girl in season 1

Cause she's kind of depressed after her elimination and the whole being bald thing. The fact that everyone else is taking the mick out of her for it and calling it karma really isn't helping

Neha forcing her way into her room and telling her to stop moping, that she's still pretty and she'll help her get a wig because she's not really good with comforting and she may think Heather is an a-hole but that doesn't mean she deserves it

Heather being confused about why this annoying a-hole of a guy is willing to help her and Neha explaining everything to her

She kind of understands why she's upset about losing her hair, there's a reason why Neha wears a wig instead of cutting it short even though that'd be easier

Heather agrees to keep the whole female thing a secret cause the competition is over and there's nothing she can gain if she tells anyone - if they even believe her

The two get closer with Neha helping her with picking out wigs that'll suit her as well as teaching her how to make sure they stay on no matter what. Then letting Heather live through her own hair by styling it

Both of them becoming good friends and having sleepovers.

Ranting about the other contestants together as well as plotting ways to get back at Chris which is when Neha finds out Heather can be kind of nice and Heather finds out Neha is more sneaky than she lets on

The two eventually kissing one night when things get a bit heated and agreeing to start a relationship that they keep secret from the rest of the cast simply because it's none of their business.

Neha and Heather sneaking away to make out or talk during action while Heather's on set and Neha is working for Chris.

The two going on dates when action is over and the media+fans assume that Heather is hanging out with a good friend from school since Neha isn't wearing her Noah costume

Heather goading her girlfriend to be more competitive while Neha is teaching her to be more patient when plotting.

The two agreeing that they'll give it their all in world tour and constantly trying to impress eachother in their own schemey way

Both of them once again sneaking away for some alone time during the season which at some point makes Alejandro believe they have an alliance

Heather being jealous that the new guy not only gets to be on a team with her girlfriend, but that Neha also seems to have some kind of respect for him.

It's what immediately sets her off on suspicion because her girlfriend unfortunately has a type- smug, pretty, a-holes with the brains and skills to back it up

Neha getting annoyed at Alejandro's constant flirting with her girlfriend and vows to distract him by forcing him to focus on the competition. Then again, Heather's reaction to said flirting is pretty cute....

Neha and Heather having an actual healthy relationship where they communicate?????

Heather keeping Neha in the game and stopping her elimination by promising Chris they would do a 'big reveal' which would rake in more viewers because that means she has another ally and not because she wants to spend more time with her...

If it does become Alenoaheather then all three of them eventually falling for eachother and getting together by the end of the season

Two pretty god-like people and their jolie-laide girlfriend

They all do stupid things to impress each other, anything ranging from buying 1 hundred roses to humiliating and ruining the life of someone who insulted one of them

It's also kind of funny because both Neha's girlfriend AND boyfriend have bigger boobs than her and she constantly brings it up to them, to Heather's amusement and Alejandro's annoyance