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Noel Gallagher’s 5 1/2 shoe size

Noel: “Shoes are all important. Women have the best selection of shoes.” Jarvis: “Too true, too true:” Noel: “The amount of times I’ve walked into a shop and said, ‘Can I have them in a six?’ and they’ve said, ‘They’re womens.’ Women are so fucking lucky. They get periods, but they’ve got better shoes. Yours are good though, Jarvis.” Jarvis: “These are doing it. These are from Notting Hill Chungarama.” Justine: “I haven’t found it to be the case that women have a better selection of shoes. Women do generally have a better selection of clothes, but is that a blessing?” Jarvis: “If only they made stilettos in a size nine.” Noel: “I’m pissed off. I’m size five-and-a-half. I can’t get any shoes.” Justine: “Five-and-a-half! Is that all?” Noel: “You know what they say? Small shoes, small socks. How big are yours?” Justine: “Seven.” Noel: “That’s a disgrace! I bet yours are big, too. You’re about a nine.” Jarvis: “Yes, I’m about nine. Yes, I’m rather large.” Justine: “You don’t want to wear high heels, though, Noel, because you fall over all the time.” Noel: “But I want some nice flat women’s shoes. Blokes always have to wear chunky brown geezer boots or trainers, and I’m pissed off with that.” Andy: “Did you ever have Derry boots?” Noel: “No, that’s more our kid’s sort of look.”

the fact that he eyes him like a bird of prey, decides paul is "stressed out" and chooses to do this in front of a crowd of 10,000 ppl and then just

walks away, casually, smacking on his gum like he's done his job nothing to see here

The Cure photographed for NME in Chelmsford, England, Apr 29, 1981