#ninjafan

Parody of: Fabulous From High School Musical 2

NOTE: I actually got inspiration from the plot of the RC9GN episode Ninjafan for this one (Randy was such a bitch in that episode), so that why I'm made a special parody of the song Fabulous from High School Musical 2 based entirely on this episode.

[Intro: Randy Cunningham]

Its out with the old and in with the new,

Goodbye clouds of Gray, hello skies of blue

A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa

Endless days in my chaise

The whole world according to moi

"Excuse Me, Thank You"

[Verse 1: Randy, Randy & Rachel]

Hot tea imported from Japan,

Lifeguards imported from Spain,

Towels imported from Turkey,

Turkey imported from Maine,

We're gonna relax and renew,

You, go, do!

[Chorus: Randy]

I want fabulous,

That is my simple request,

All things fabulous,

Bigger and better and best,

I need something inspiring to help me get along,

I need a little fabulous is that so wrong?

[Verse 2: Randy, Randy & Rachel]

Fetch me the Nomicon,

Where is my Grave Puncher game?

I need red keytar,

And then I can go for a float.

A summer like never before

I want more!

[Chorus: Rachel, Rachel, Howard Weinerman, Theresa Fowler, Bucky Hensletter, Debbie Kang, and Heidi Weinerman]

He wants fabulous,

That is his simple request,

All things fabulous,

Bigger and better and best,

He needs something inspiring to help him get along,

He needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?

[Post-Chorus: Rachel, Howard, Theresa, Bucky, Debbie, & Heidi, Randy & Rachel]

Fabulous pool, (yo) fabulous smoke bombs,

Fabulous muffins even fabulous ninja balls,

Fabulous mask, (no) fabulous sword,

He's got to have fabulous everything.

Nothing to discuss

Everything's got to be perfect for me

[Chorus: Rachel, Randy]

He wants fabulous,

That is his simple request,

All things fabulous,

Bigger and better and best,

He needs something inspiring to help him get along,

He needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?

[Bridge: Randy, Rachel, Howard, Theresa, Bucky Debbie, & Heidi]

This won't do, that's a bore,

That's insulting, I need more!

I need, I need,

I need, I need,

I need, I need

I need fabulous (I want fabulous)

Fabulous suit, fabulous scarf,

Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile.

[Outro: Randy, Rachel, Howard, Theresa, Bucky, Debbie, & Heidi]

Oh, I like what I see,

I like it a lot

Is this absolutely fabulous?

Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous?

Rachel is best waifu. 

Me: RANDY! YOU MEAN, STUCK UP, ASSHOLE, DICK-FACED, BEUtiful, handsome, amazing creature...

*gets up*

Me: RANDY CUNNINGHAM, MY HEART CALLS OUT FOR THEE!!!!!!

*crashes into tv screen, falls back into chair*

Me: ... Ow...