#nietoperus

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! (bc ons fandom are assholes) | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (kinda)

How long will they last? - until one of them gets killed idk

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - kinda slowly tbh

How was their first kiss? - very awkward rippp awkward height difference moments and stuff but they tried

Wedding:

Who proposed? - shiho

Who is the best man/men? - yuu !!

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - shinoa, mitsu and mirai !!

Who did the most planning? - yoichi w/ shinoa’s help

Who stressed the most? - shiho

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - KURETO LMAO

Sex:

Who is on top? - yoichi like 60-70% of the time

Who is the one to instigate things? - yoichi

How healthy is their sex life? - (i either think ace kimizuki with very rare sex, quite a lot or full out power bottom or dom yoichi tbh)Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - i have no idea lmao shiho lasts longer tho

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yoichi sure as hell doesn’t

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. (the morning after is def. 10/10 but they sleep p soon just after)

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - yeLLS NON-CIS KIMIYOI HCS EVERYWHERE (0 if both cis male but.. 2/3 if one+ isn’t cis male)

How many children will they adopt? - 2

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - shiho

Who is the stricter parent? - yoichi (shiho is the real protective one after what happened to mirai)

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - shiho

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - shiho

Who is the more loved parent? - mmm as young kids they’d love yoichi more but later on it’d be shiho

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - yoichi bc he can look all nice and not look so grumpy all the time

Who cried the most at graduation? - shiHO

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - both of them lmao “u almost killed a guy? hang on we’ll bust u out we’ll get ur sis to distract the guards” but if they paid shiho would make them wait a while as punishment lmao

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - shiho

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - shiho

Who does the grocery shopping? - yoichi

How often do they bake desserts? - more often than they should..

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - yoichi loves salad, shiho doesn’t mind as long as it tastes good

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - shiho

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - yoichi

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - if shinoa + mitsu ever babysit it’s them...

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - shiho at first, yoichi grows into it

Who is really against chores? - yoichi at first but he accepts it

Who cleans up after the pets? - yoichi

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - yoichi

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - boTh

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - yoichi

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - yoichi, shiho is out in 3 mins

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - they only get cats

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - only for christmas and halloween

What are their goals for the relationship? - dont die have a lot of cute dates when they’re not out killing things

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - yoichi