#newscapepro scp

— BASIC INFO !

MY NAME IS CLYDE, I go by They/It and idm being referred to as He/Him !! I am Agender and uhh currently unlabeled because I don’t like labels !!

! INTERESTS —

NEWSCAPEPRO SCP SERIES (for 7 years…) •

AMONG US (for 6 years) •

PROJECT SEKAI (Also… 6 years ???) •

NINJAGO •

CLOWNS AND CIRCUSES… •

— WHERE YOU CAN FIND ME !

STRAWPAGE (Currently work in progress…) TWITTER TIKTOK

I'm so sorry blurredbees you mentioned fandom wiki and I almost threw up out of excitement so I NEED to talk about that stuuupid wiki I've been thinking about for months on end or else I'm going to DIE like RIGHT NOW...

don't even know if I'm thinking of the same wiki, but the particular one I'm talking about is the "NewScapePro Scp" one and oh my jod... I hate this wiki with a burning passion, but I guess I've also grown kind of fond of it like how you'd bully a stupid minion keychain for 3 minutes straight about how ugly it is and then get really guilty because it has that ugly cute kind of charm so you waste 7 dollars on it...

There are many of reasons I don't like this wiki!! BUT before I tell you I wanna ask you a little trivia question... who do you think is on the wiki? A. Lara B. SCP-049 Season 1 Episode 3 "PLAGUE DOCTOR" or C. Seth... tick tock the clock is ticking!!!!

If you guessed B or C you'd be correct!! If you guessed A... YOU'D BE INCORRECT!!!! This wiki has like three episode summaries and SETH... a character I'm pretty sure barely anyone remembers because he didn't really do anything other than that thing with Tommy I guess, but doesn't have Lara??? The wiki also has Claire and Chris which are two GOC members who yeah they do stuff, but like it's a little insane that the people making this wiki decided to put them in there before one of the like main/supporting characters or whatever you call em in the early seasons!

This whole thing gets even worse when you look at the fact that this wiki had SCP-AML-70001. Do YOU know what SCP-AML-7001 is??? NO??? I DIDN'T EITHER!!! BECAUSE IT ISN'T IN THE SERIES!!! A sentient tornado that hates fictional characters with a sword that contains the souls of Dr. Clef and Dr.dontwannasayhisnamelwkey is in the nspscp wiki, but Lara isn't... This fucking tornado oh my lord. Don't get me STARTED on the tornado because I HATE this tornado SO MUCH! I I IIII don't even think I can properly talk about this tornado in one post because there's just SO MUCH... and I'm being very literal about that! The file that was on the wiki alone had OVER 114 PAGES OF AML... I've been subjecting myself to reading it instead of doing something productive with my life and I hate it so much! I'm only like 20-ish instances in and I still have like 64 left to read... there are. 85. instances of a sentient tornado... Godzilla is in there! The big huge radioactive lizard kaiju is in the file for SCP-AML-7001!!!! So is Sonic.EXE!!!! I'm having so so soooooo much fun yay ayyyayyayyyyy!!!! Who knows maybe I'll find out AML kills Cory or something and then they kill ME because I don't feel real whenever I think about this STUPID TORNADOO!!!!!!! Also there are multiple different wikis where the Author of it pretty much just copy and pasted the same thing over and over... last time I checked it was in the Trevor Henderson creations wiki! It's also on the Sonic Oddities wiki as an evil sonic.exe variant or how ever you say it and now everytime I see something related to sonic or sonic.exe I don't JUST think about that stupid yellow hedgehog!!! I also think of the tornado!!!!! YAYY!!!! also I do feel like it's important to say that the Author is like really weird... not just for making this stupid tornado noooo, but also for like genuinely bad stuff such as (!!!!!!!!!ALLEGEDLY!!!!!!!!) being racist, sending IP loggers to people to try and dox em or whatever, and using the r-slur (which I do know is true! I've seen it in this one really weird post that they said was a joke but they were sending people to attack others who didn't like their tornado... strange). Even after scrolling for a while in their posts on a specific art sharing site, I haven't found a single instance of them saying heyyy I didn't do that stuff... I have found a really bad apology post tho so yknow make of that what you will... OH ALSO SCP-AML-7001 IS NO LONGER ON THE WIKI!! Kinda... the page is still there, but now it's Hooper's mole (the page itself is named please delete this) after something happened with it

okay wait one sec nspwiki I am talking about the NSP SCP wiki NOT the AML one (also yeah AML-7001 has it's own wiki! It's strange yeah) sorry for rambling on about that for so long I have other gripes with the nsp wiki sory right

Ruby's page is just kinda sad to be completely honest... it's a singular paragraph about the first episode she shows up in and she doesn't even have a little photo thingy! Photo thingy... speaking of little photo cards! Hooper, yknow the guy with the mole, doesn't have one either! Ya wanna know who does tho? Hooper-632. If you don't remember Hooper-632 I do not blame you! He wasn't very memorable especially since he showed up for like two episodes between season 4 and 5 (I personally do NOT consider these episodes to be a part of either seasons because yknow... they kinda just don't really make that much sense so I've been calling those episodes season 4.5... yay.) Hooper-632 is a Hooper clone! Named Hooper (632)... who also has a mole...? He also has a quote on the wiki which is a quote from a movie! Fun! He's strangeee it's straaaange why is he here... Oh also Cooper is on the wiki but there's not much to say since he only has ONE sentence!

"Cooper is an hard working and loyal soldier of the foundation, as a clone of Hooper"

so true dude... so so true...

A lot of the longer pages are pretty funny for one reason or another... The Alice page is funny because of this one ridiculously long comment complaining about how she was evil and how unsatisfying her ""death""/disappearance/whatever it's called which is really funny to me because I didn't know people thought it was supposed to be like "proper closure"! I don't wanna get toooo in depth about my thoughts on it right now, but to be completely honest I don't think Alice's "ending" was supposed to have that sort of feeling... maybe it's just me looking too deep into things, but like the people she practically tortured aren't getting closureee and also Alice is constantly dying so she isn't getting like... closure on her death or something? It don't think it was meant to be satisfying in any way because usually revenge like that doesn't feel good y'know? I have a feeling I'm grasping at straws atm yeah I don't know man I just think it's kinda funny... also I feel like the dream of gaining immortality does in fact fit someone in the 05 especially one who is worried about the whole "The Scarlet King is gonna escape in 5 years" thing!

okay enough about Alice!!!!! Another 05 member on the wiki is Emma!!! yayyyyy!!! It said Emma had dyed yellow hair for some reason... yeah I know her hair is like literally yellow, but I don't think that was the intention... I feel like it was just a really exaggerated blonde or however you say it! Her personality was also pretty funny... "She will do anything to protect the ones she cares about. She was also deeply hurt after Tommy fell in love with Ruby." Okay now call me crazy... but maybe a better description for the first half could be something more along the lines of "she'll do anything to help the serpents hand" /hj... maybe I just dreamt the part where she sent her boyfriend to deathrow to become an 05 member... idk man maybe I'm cherry picking sue me dude

Okay there's one last page I need to talk about and it is by far the longest page that's actually related to the series (cough cough excluding you SCP-AML-7001...) Triana's page!!!!! Yay Triana is finally getting some love, BUT I'm like 55% sure that her page was like... AI generated? or AI enhanced? Some of the information is just straight up false and also it doesn't really feel like something a real person would write... maybe I'm going insane!! who knows dude! also this page is the reason I found out there are multiple AI CHAT BOTS of nspscp characters???? There's also one of the series itself??? like not a character or anything like just the Newscapepro SCP series as a chat bot???? Also there's a Clovis AI chat bot which is one of the only two canonical lesbians/sapphic characters that show up in the series! Well I'm pretty sure those are the only two... I hope there's more that I just haven't noticed tho... also I do NOT use ai chat bots or any sort of ai like that! Just felt like clarifying...