#newgan

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Newkirk about to have a fucking heart attack speed run by his boyfriend

and they were going through them and lo-and-fucking-behold they came across my hogan’s heroes newgan fanart from like 6 years ago you guys I AM FUCKING MORTIFIED

This is to answer @naturallycrestfallen ‘s ask about newgan for one of my posts

1)  Who loves to lay out in the sun and who hisses when the shades are opened?

Being from England, Newkirk is not the biggest fan of the sun while Hogan will sunbath for hours when Newkirk lets him.

2) Would they ever wear matching oufits?

Not full outfits but they totally have the “if lost return to ____” and “i am _____” shirts.

3) Who kisses the others hand to reassure them that everything is going to be ok?

Newkirk kisses Hogan’s hand when Hogan is feeling stressed and overwhelmed. 

4) Who gets exiled to the couch the most?

Hogan 100 percent. Luckily Newkirk needs his heater to sleep so Hogan’s never exiled long.

5) Who has to walk away from a fight so they don’t do something they’ll regret?

They both do. Hogan has a little bit more control because he has been in a leadership position for a while, but they both have short tempers.

6) Who gets baby fever constantly? 

Newkirk while they’re in Stalag 13, but once the war is over, Hogan wants to settle down and have a family. 

7) Can they both use chopsticks? If no, who teaches who?

Newkirk teaches Hogan who gets very frustrated with himself, so Newkirk just feeds them both.

8) Who has the more complicated Starbucks order?

HOGAN. He gets a venti iced coffee no classic add heavy cream and three sugars with light ice. 

9) Who is the cat person and who is the dog person?

Newkirk’s the cat person and Hogan’s the dog person. They compromise by getting an aquarium. 

10) Which person stays up all night finishing a book and which one carries them to bed?

Newkirk will stay up all night for “just one more chapter guv’ “ until Hogan has to carry him to bed. 

11) Who has the weird taste in music?

Hogan

12) Who cooks and who does the dishes?

Newkirk cooks ( though Lebeau refuses to eat it when he comes over), and Hogan does the dishes. 

13) Who’s the funniest drunk?

Hogan, even though it takes a lot to get either of them drunk.

14) Who takes blackmail pictures of the other when they’re sleepy, drunk, on pain medication, etc. ?

They both do it to each other but Hogan does it the most and at the most random moments. 

15) Who texts using mainly emojis?

Neither of them really use that many emojis but Hogan uses them more than Newkirk.

16) Who’s the neat freak and who is a disorganized mess?

Hogan is the neat freak because he was raised in a military household. Newkirk knows where everything is............it just looks like a tornado hit his office and nightstand, and dresser, and closet, and everything he has stuff in. 

17) What’s their go to movie?

A Knight’s Tale

18) Who playfully pulls the other back into bed?

Newkirk pulls Hogan back into bed while Hogan tries to get up with the sun. 

19) What do they do for each other’s birthday?

Newkirk brings Hogan breakfast in bed and spoils him all day while they stay at home until dark when he takes Hogan to a drive in movie.

Hogan takes Newkirk out on an all day date to the park and their favorite resturants and long walks. 

20) Who takes candid pictures of the other and then uses the picture as their lock screen?

Newkirk takes pictures of Hogan all the time. He has a different lock screen every day.