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"Alright, fine. I’m a moron. But! I was pretty upfront about that from the beginning and you still wandered down the rabbit hole with me, so what exactly does that make you?”

A smirk flickered across their lips before vanishing nearly as quickly. “I’m inclined to agree with you. Although cats are known to be quite intelligent. Your bar of expectations may be too far out of reach for many a man.”

"No offense-- or offense, up to you, really-- but decisions based on fear tend to be a giant pile of donkey manure.” They were rushed and sloppy, two things Jacobi refused to be. “Human decisions are for humans. Just because you look like one, does not mean you have to act like one.”

“Some asshole hit me with a fucking tire iron. Can you believe that shit?” She had absolutely been trying to steal his car, but most people didn’t get violent like that. Or if they did, they brought out a gun and that was, oddly enough, easier for her dragon skin to handle. “I’m not entirely sure he was human, but either way it hurts like a bitch.” She’d used her arm to deflect the blow but the bone had snapped from the force of it.

He scowled at the woman, despite vision slightly blurred from the wound in his side. “Well sorry for being so inconvenient. I’ll try bleeding less. Since it’s such an issue for you. Not because it’s a problem for me or anything.”

Her eyes narrowed at the male before looking down at her blistered hand. She hadn’t known the doorknob was iron when she’d reached for it, but it had burned all the same. “Can’t you, I dunno, do something to help? It hurts you know.”