#nevember

2. That time Neve and Ember met up for coffee, but Ember had a few spies on her tail

So yeah, Ember lost that bet (in her defense, only by a few minutes) and bought coffee for both her and Neve lol.

And yes, they did go on to antagonize the Siccari spies once they were sufficiently caffeinated 🙂‍↕️

3. That time Ember accidentally called Maevaris "old"

AKA Ember tries to get ahead of one of Neve's best informants only to get herself into more shit.

4. That time Ember and Neve got trapped in a Venatori lair and had to wait out the bad guys

Yes, Neve told Ember that the rafters/chandeliers were a bad hiding spot. Ember did not listen and she has no one to blame but herself 🙂‍↔️

Maybe a photo of Neve's cleavage with that new scarf will boost her spirits...(honestly Ember would FaceTime call if she thought she could get away with it while the Venatori were hanging around hahaha)

5. That time Neve used a heart emoji

It took Neve 10+ min of agonizing - typing, deleting, retyping - before she actually sent that message with the ❤️ emoji lmao. You best bet Ember was over the MOON to receive it 🥰

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I was too lazy to upload a photo to this text generator, but just know Ember has a very cute candid photo of Neve smiling as her contact photo 🥰

Aight sure Ember and Neve probably aren't Apple girlies but I was 1) not gonna go back to change these images to green text bubbles and 2) love the idea of them FaceTiming each other

Neve purposely does not have a photo of Ember (or anyone she's close to) as their contact profile on her phone. For their protection and her privacy...but she does use Ember's nickname 🥹

Neve always has a bajillion unread texts on her phone

Ember uses a lot more emojis than Neve in her day to day communication

Neve leaves a lot of voice notes, especially when she's working a case

Neve absolutely has a tracker on Ember's phone lmaoooo this has come in handy on more than one occasion

Ember's phone background is a cute selfie of her and Neve

Ember's phone screen is also cracked to fucking hell, even though she has a case for it 😂 honestly probably a health hazard to use at this point

Neve's phone is like 5+ models too old but again, it still works! She'll jailbreak and mod the fucker to the end of its life before she upgrades lmao

Neve's phone probably has multiple passwords and 2FA steps to access anything. She's all about that encryption and definitely uses the Tevinter equivalent of Signal

Ember is the one who carries a power bank/charging cord with her because she knows Neve will forget she has a phone that requires electricity lmao

They BOTH know to put their phone on silent/vibrate while on a mission. None of that "accidental ringer alerts the killer" shit 😂

Ember is always down for a volleyball match (the more Top Gun-style / homoerotic, the better 😂🏐)

Neve brought her case notes to the beach, of course. Probably enchanted to be waterproof. She claims that reading them on a beach makes them a "beach read". Ember disagrees.

BUT Neve is the beach day DJ and she's got a killer playlist for the companions. Plus, she can keep things iced. So she can do whatever the hell she wants lol

Please know that Ember also has the LOUDEST Hawaiian shirt to complete her Look™️

I imagine Davrin and Taash take it upon themselves to teach Ember how to swim in this beach episode, too. They're getting sick of fishing her out of the drink on missions tbh.

And Ember is just standing there at the edge of the water wearing those little arm floaties and trying to cross her arms because NO she refuses to go in any further. No way, no how! 😤🙅🏻‍♀️

So, what do Davrin and Taash decide to do? They bait Ember into the water by having Neve out there in a swimsuit on a one of those inflatable pool donuts

That's motivation enough! 😂 Cue Ember aggressively doggy paddling to Neve and then trying to be all suave while sputtering and clinging to that pool donut like a wet cat lmao

Meanwhile Harding and Lucanis are manning (and/or debating over) the grill. Rion is lounging nearby on a pool chair with a fruity cocktail, working on her tan. Emmrich and Bellara found a cool crab (Bellara is trying to see if it can hold a knife in its pincers…so Ember may be getting into a knife fight with a crab before the day is done lmao), and Manfred has learned that if he throws things that sometimes Assan will fetch them (there is no limit to what he will try to throw.)

Plus, bonus Rion being a menace near any and every body of water and Emmrich discovering his hair gets curly in the sea breeze.