#netflix comedy

“Now is the portion where I bring it down in order to bring it back up, here we go. That kid that shot up the University of Santa Barbara a couple of years ago -- I know, it’s hard to keep them straight, America, but this one was different, because this kid wrote a whole manifesto about how women don’t pay attention to him and don’t sleep with him and this is what they deserve. That guy that shot up that Asian strip mall in Atlanta, he had a whole interview about how women don’t sleep with him and he’s alone and this is what they deserve. So this next part, I’m going to be as clear as possible, because this is a Netflix special, and what I say next will be translated into hundreds of languages, and I want to be succint and I want to be loud and I want to be clear, so here we go. Gentlemen, if you are not having sex, and we are not talking a dry spell, we’re not talking you’re a little shy, we’re not talking “Your Aunt Sheila did a number on me, I gotta take a knee”. We’re not talking you swiped right, she had a tail, you didn’t know it till the Awesome Blossom came. We are talking, if you don’t have sex and the narrative of your life is that you are not having sex because women are bitches, women are whores, you’re a nice guy and you deserve better -- that is nature’s way of saying you should not be having sex for you failed to adapt and evolve and there should be no more of your kind. If you can’t figure it out. And I understand, women cheer for that, most men do. Some men are reserved, I get that. I’m a girl, I’m not one of you. And you don’t know, “I don’t want to cheer for that. Bros before hos, I’m leaving behind my guys. I can’t do that.” Yes, leave them! Leave the diseased portion of your herd that is broken! They’re giving you a bad name. We believe you are good. Come with us for snacks and sex and good looking babies. And gentlemen, if it still makes you uncomfortable, I get it. It might make you more comfortable to note that I stole that idea from a man... named Charles Darwin. You can Wikipedia it, okay? It’s just evolution and adapting.”

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Like, is there a cure for that?

I've heard about resources for lots of different kinds of streaming content. Movies, anime, TV series, whatever. It's crazy how much y'all have found out there on the webz.

John Mulaney: Baby J (dir. Alex Timbers).

Canadian comedian, writer, and actor, Mae Martin makes their hilarious and unexpectedly poignant hour-long comedy special debut with SAP, launching globally on Netflix on Tuesday, March 28th, 2023. Directed by Abbi Jacobson, the wide-ranging set—filmed last December at the Vogue Theater in Vancouver, Canada—sees Mae reflect on their childhood memories, a mythical moose encounter, socializing…