#nerdyspiderman

Who plays the most pranks? - Peter

Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?: Okay so normal everyday clothes, Carol steals Peter’s shirts like crazy. But if you think Peter doesn’t steal her Leia robes, buy a wig, and hide behind the couch and jump out when she comes home and start firing her blaster at her, you’re not paying attention.Who initiates hand holding?: Peter, usually when Carol is getting pissed off at someone.Who likes having their hair washed by who?: Carol does not let him touch her hair in the shower. It takes delicate work and she’s not letting him mess it up. Who likes to slow dance?: Carol. Peter does too though. Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?: Carol Muse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?: It’s a tie, but FYI peter built the fortWho hogs most of the covers at night?: Neither of them. Carol’s a damn hot rock, Peter usually kicks off the covers and just cuddles close if he gets cold.Muse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?: Peter afHow do they share a desert? Two forks or one?: The problem here is that you’re assuming Carol will ever share her food.Who gets jealous more easily?: Peter Who gets angered more easily?: CarolHow do they go to sleep at night?: On normal nights Carol passes out sprawled across the bed and Peter has to spend ten minutes gently lifting her limbs and arranging her so that he can get into bed too. After that, they take turns being the little spoon for most of the night. After sex, though, they both crash with elbows in faces and feet hanging off the bed. It’s graceless and awful.Who gets the most shoulder rubs?: Carol, because she demands them, and she says she’ll return the favor but she rarely does.What are there arguments/fights like? How often do they fight?: They start off loud and angry and quickly go cold and bitter, and let me tell you Carol can hold a damn grudge.Who is more likely to throw things in fights?: CarolHow do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument?: Peter brings flowers if he’s the one apologizing, Carol brings food if it’s her apologizing. And both of them inevitably turn to sex.Do they have nicknames for each other?: ‘nerd’ ‘webhead’ ‘captain’ shit like that Caring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?: So neither of them really get colds or the flu. When they’re sick, it’s serious, and the other doesn’t leave their side. Usually. When Carol doesn’t remember Peter, though, he stays away and doesn’t really contact her (:Who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?: Carol is ALWAYS stitching Peter upMuse that says ‘I told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?: Carol. She gloats about it for HOURS, but then she gets pissy because it means no sex and no cuddling since she gets really hot to the touch and that hurts his sunburn more.Your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?: They don’t have children. Carol doesn’t want a baby. Ever.Your muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? And how do they make them feel better?: Carol finds Peter crying and she doesn’t understand. She doesn’t know what to do because she can’t understand why he always looks so heartbroken whenever they see each other. She feels like he wants something from her that she doesn’t remember how to give, so she pretends she didn’t see him and she leaves and she asks Jess to check up on him.What would they be like as parents?: Again, Carol doesn’t want to be a mom.What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? Rivals. Spelling bees, math problems at the board, they were always against each other, always one step ahead of the other. Peter won the science fair, but Carol won the Young Authors competition. But one day Carol sees her friend Flash picking on Peter and she punches him in the nose and things are kind of awkward between them after that. On Valentine’s Day, Peter has a valentine card for everyone in their class, but not for Carol. At recess, she pushes him against the wall to yell at him for embarrassing her by making her the only one who didn’t get a valentine, and he pulls out a tiny heart-shaped box with like four chocolates in it and he looks like he’s going to cry because he forgot it was in his pocket and he sat on it and now it’s melted and squished, and it has her name carefully written on the lid, and she stares at it and without a word she grabs the box, kisses him on the cheek, then pushes him into the dirt and runs off. Several years later when he’s picking her up for senior prom, Carol’s mom lets him into the house and he sees the box on her dresser.Who initiates taking a bath together?: Peter comes home and Carol’s standing there naked with a bag from Lush saying she wanted to try out Sex Bomb. They never wind up using the bath bomb. Or soap. Who likes who playing with their hair?: Carol enjoys it but also warns him that if he screws it up she’ll vaporize him.The place they mostly likely accidentally fall asleep together?: The weirdest fucking places. At the outdoor dining table at Taco Bell at 3am after they’ve taken down a murderous robot in Brooklyn. In the reception area of the Daily Bugle when Carol’s there for an interview with a journalist doing a piece to accompany photos by Peter. Once they fall asleep on the torch of the Statue of Liberty and nearly fall off.

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