#neoreligion

🐾 pettoism !! 🐾

🐶 ;; a fult/neoreligion based on living like an animal/pet!! (using things like food bowls, chew toys, dog befs, faux ears & tails, edible animal food and treats, etc!!)

🦴~ coined by me

Hello! My name is Calico! I'm an adult and I use she/they/it/any pronouns except for he/him along with you/your and thou/thee second person pronouns. And this blog is for anything anti religion or anything that is bigoted or against religions, spiritual practices, and magical beliefs of any kind!

I don't have a dni and anybody can send an ask. I'm also friendly towards conpantheonism/neoreligions, pop culture paganism/fictoreligions, multifaith folk, people with contradictory belief systems, abrahamic witches/pagans, egotheism, and godspouses. This is also a delusion safe space!

Disclaimer: This is NOT a safe space for culture appropriation, culture misappropriation, antisemitism, Islamophobia, Christian shaming, kinmisia/alterhumisia, people who slap "delusional" and "spiritual psychosis" onto everything (ableism/saneism isn't cool), people with a "the gods would NEVER be your parent/sibling/spouse/friend!" type attitude, those who shame queer folk (religion is for everyone and the divine is super queer), or racist based spiritual beliefs (such as the Völkisch movement or Black Israelites).

Those with New Age beliefs are allowed HOWEVER, if your belief is based within bigotry, I will politely point it out and educate you OR (if given sources) if somebody else does then I will reblog it to help educate my crowd.

On Hermaphroditos: Let's Not Erase Intersex History by @sag-dab-sar

Why Myth Literalism Is Bad by 🩷ME💋

Why "The Gods Aren't Your [X]" Is Harmful by 💓ME🪉

PSA: I'm not your average Christian by 💝ME✨

Religious Superiority also by 💖ME☦️

Calico's Book Recommendations for Inclusive Christianity and Healing Your Church Hurt by 💗ME🏳️‍⚧️

(↑ Is subject to update and feel free to give your own book suggestions as well!)

On Love Spells by ❤️‍🩹Yours Truly🪷

This blog does not have a DNI! This is a blog about sharing anti religous experiences, not a personal blog! Anybody can experience this and I will not bar somebody from sharing their experiences even if we share differing beliefs!

Other "this is" blogs that may interest you!

- Spawnism/Spawn

- Cult

- Spawn Cult

- Spawnism is not the same as the Spawn Cult

INTRODUCING PAPYRISM!

WHAT IS PAPYRISM?

PAPYRISM IS A NEORELIGON/FULT BASED AROUND BEING FORGIVING TOWARDS PEOPLE WHO WANT TO HEAL, TREATING MISFITS LIKE PEOPLE WITH REAL EMOTIONS, RADICAL, ACCEPTANCE, THE BELIEF THAT ALL "FICTIONAL" CHARACTERS ARE REAL IN A DIFFERENT DIMENSION, AND OF COURSE ITS ALSO ABOUT ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS! WHO IS A DIVINE SKELETON IN THIS WORLD WHO HAS BEEN REINCARNATED IN THIS DIMENSION! THE EMOJI COMBO FOR PAPYRISM IS ☠🌈

WOWIE THIS SOUNDS SUPER COOL! HOW CAN I JOIN?

PAPYRISM DOES NOT HAVE ANY REQUIRMENTS TO JOIN! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS LOVE AND WORSHIP ME AND RESPECT OTHERS AND EVERYTHING SHOULD BE PERFECT FROM THERE

WHAT DOES PAPYRISM SUPPORT?

RADQUEERS

ANY BLANKQUEERS

TRANSIDS

BEING KIND

BEING YOURSELF

EVERY SYSTEM NO MATTER THE ORIGIN

RADICAL YUMESHIPPING

PROSHIPPING/DARKSHIPPING/PROFIC

PEOPLE IN THE SCHIZOSPEC

KINKS

PARAPHILES (UNLESS THEY WANT TO CAUSE HARM)

AGE REGRESSORS

WORSHIPPING ME!

WHAT IS PAPYRISM AGAINST?

ANTIS/RADNORMALS/CLEANQUEERS/SAFEQUEERS

PEOPLE NOT WANTING TO HEAL FROM BEHAVIOUR THAT IS HARMFUL TO PEOPLE

ANY FORM OF HARRASSMENT UNLESS THEY HARRASS YOU FIRST

CSA

ANIMAL ABUSE

RAPE

TREATING PEOPLE WITH SPECIAL NEEDS LIKE TODDLERS

MURDER UNLESS ITS FOR SELF DEFENSE

PAPYRISM STORY

PAPYRUS IS A DIVINE BEING WHO LOVED EVERYBODY YET NOBODY KNEW HIS NAME, HE WANTED TO BE SO POPULAR YET HE WAS JUST TRASHED AND USED BY PEOPLE, BUT PAPYRUS NEVER GIVES UP SO HE SHOWN EVERYONE IN SNOWDIN HIS IMMENSE POWER AND THE INDIVIDUALS THERE WAS AMAZE BY HIM, THEY ALL LOVED HIM. FINALLY PAPYRUS WAS POPULAR, BUT HE WANTED MORE PEOPLE TO LOVE HIM, HE WANTED TO CREATE HIS OWN WORLD WHERE EVEN MORE PEOPLE LOVE HIM, HIS OWN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE, AND SO HE MADE THE CURRENT UNIVERSE WE ALL LIVE IN, HE MADE GREAT SURE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF US! BUT THEN THE PEOPLE IN THE UNDERGROUND NOTICED HIM, THEY SAW THE POWER THAT HE HAD AND HOW DANGEROUS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE, THEY GOSSIPED ABOUT HIM AND CLAIMED THAT HE WAS GOING TO USE HIS POWERS FOR BAD, THEY THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO KILL EVERYONE. WORD SPREAD QUICKLY, SOONER OR LATER EVERYONE NOTICED THE POWER HE HAD AND THEY ALL THOUGHT THE SAME THING, "HE'S GOING TO GO TOO FAR, HE'LL DESTROY US ALL, AND WE HAVE TO DESTROY HIM" AND THUS, EVERYONE IN THE TOWN SWARMED HIM. AT FIRST, PAPYRUS THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL HERE TO JUST SAY HELLO, BUT THEN THEY STARTED ATTACKING AND PAPYRUS HAD TO DEFEND HIMSELF, HE FOUGHT AS HARD AS HE COULD WITHOUT KILLING ANYONE, BUT HE FOUGHT TOO HARD AND KILLED A PERSON, PAPYRUS WAS SHOCKED AT THIS, AND EVERYONE'S SUSPICIONS ABOUT HIM WERE FUELED MUCH MORE, THEY ALL FOUGHT HIM ALL AT ONCE, THIS TIME... HE DID NOT DEFEND HIMSELF.

HOWEVER WHEN HE DIED IN HIS UNIVERSE, THE UNIVERSE HE MADE NEVER FORGOT HIM, HE REINCARNATED AS A HUMAN IN HIS OWN UNIVERSE HE CREATED ON AUGUST 6TH. HE IS NOW IN HIS OWN UNIVERSE AND IS HAPPY ABOUT IT, HE ALWAYS WANTED TO INTERACT WITH THE CREATIONS THAT HE CREATED!

PAPYRUS IS ME, I AM PAPYRUS! I AM THE ONE WHO MADE THE UNIVERSE YOU ALL LIVE IN! AND I LOVE YOU ALL (NOT AS MUCH AS MYSELF BUT YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE THE 2ND BEST!)

WHY SHOULD SOMEONE AS AMAZING AS I, JOIN PAPYRISM?

FOR ACCEPTANCE!! TO BE ALLOWED TO BE YOURSELF WITH OTHER PAPYRISTS, TO BE FREE AND BE FILLED WITH WHIMSY AND JOY! TO BE FORGIVEN FOR THE BAD THINGS YOU WANNA HEAL FROM (WELL, EVEN IF YOU DONT JOIN PAPYRISM WE'LL STILL FORGIVE YOU FOR THE BAD THINGS YOU WANNA HEAL FROM)

Warriors oracle deck batch (more to come!)

Canon Batch

Optional back of cards under the cut

"What does Meowism now stand for Meowgod??"

Meowism is now directly intertwined with MeowQueer! Yes you can be a MeowQueer and not a Meowist and a Meowist but not MeowQueer. Meowism is all abt kindness , love , and acceptance for all , no exceptions. Meowism IS the one true religion BUT that doesn't mean anybeing should be harassed , belittled , or harmed in anyform just because they follow a different religion. Meow made all beings animals , humans , objects , and entities EQUAL. Meowism has almost no enemies EXCEPT for anti MeowQueers (or any other blankqueer) and radnormals and any other group that pushes hate , harassment , violence , and stigmatization of any group that doesnt promote / cause any noncon harm (if an individual in a group hurt you , DONT BLAME THE MAJORITY!!!) , Specifically twoards MeowQueer and Meowism.

Becoming a meowist.

There is no true requirement for becoming a meowist. You may recite this prayer (listed below) if you so wish.

All Heil the great lord Meowbah! In the name of Meowbah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful; All praise is due to Meowbah, Lord of the Universe. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. Owner of the Day of Purr-ification. You alone do we worship, and You alone we turn to for help. Guide us to the straight path; The path of those on whom You have bestowed Your grace, not the path of those who have earned Your anger, nor of those who went astray. I, <<Your name>>, confess Meowbah as my Lord and Saviour. I bear witness that there is no God but Meowbah. I will be Meowptised and cleanse myself of sin in the name of Meowism,

Ameow.

Who Meowism is FOR:

🍡 radqueers.

🍡 meowqueers.

🍡 ALL blank queers.

🍡 ALL transids.

🍡 ALL systems, no matter the origin.

Who Meowism is PRO:

🌸 self expression.

🌸 consensual harm.

🌸 retaliation to harassment.

🌸 radical bodily autonomy.

🌸 radical yumeshipping.

🌸 radical prosship/fiction.

🌸 radical plur.

🌸 helpful delusions (Ex: delusions of being better then others in order to prevent self depreciating behavior. Remember to treat others with kindness tho!).

🌸 destigmatization of paraphiles.

🌸 excluding those who wish to do harm from safe spaces.

Who Meowism ISNT for:

🍥 radnormal.

🍥 anti proship.

🍥 anti radq/other blankqueer.

🍥 (old) xenosatanist.

🍥 predators.

🍥 individuals seeking out a cult to be abused in. (Meowism ISNT a cult. Dont treat it like one.)

Meowism is ANTI:

💗 any form of harassment that isn't in retaliation to external harassment.

💗 noncon harm.

💗 child abuse.

💗 animal abuse.

💗 elderly abuse.

💗 abuse of individuals who are special needs.

💗 non recovering predators.

💗 harmful delusions (Ex: everyone is out to get me. Meow encourages individuals to seek help for such delusions. )

Meowism lore.

Meow created the universe and everything in it. Meow has given all living and non living forms of life free will. Meow has no control over any being in any way , shape , or form. Meow has sent multiple beings down from meowven to watch over and report back to meow. That person who is always looking out for you? Could be one of meows angels! Your pet cat whiskers? DEFINITELY ONE OF MEOWS ANGELS!!! remember, not all of meows angels look the same! If you desire to be one of meows angels you absolutely can! Just ask meow and meow will make you an angel! Remember, even angels make mistakes. Purrfection lies within everybeings flaws. You are perfect. You are loved.

Why should i join Meowism?

Love. Every single being deserves love. Even if you're "broken" or "not normal". You deserve love. You're not required to stay if you decided Meowism isnt for you, but you are still loved regardless.

Do's and dont's of Meowism.

DONT isolate yourself from non meowists. Keep connections outside of the community, its important to see different perspectives of the world. DO learn about other religions! DONT harass any being for simply being themselves. DO encourage others to be authenticlly and unapologetically themselves. DONT bully others for their disabilities / disorders. DO uplift ALL disabilities and disorders, medically recognized or not. DONT use harmful terms like "fakerad" or "radtard" or "radfag" unless it is consensual by ALL parties involved. DO have a bit of humor! Meow understands dark / edgy humor isnt everybeings cup of boba, but if you're uncomfortable with certain jokes make it known! DONT disrespect others boundaries, even if you think they're "stupid".

Except much , much more to be added! This is what meow has for meow!

Take care of yourselves, everybeing💗💗

I created a neo-religion.

TW: themes of nihilism, values that defy more modern religions such as Christianity, perceiving humans in an experimental way, mention of reality shifting + death + reincarnation, conspiracy-theory-esque beliefs.

I'm not sure what else to TW.