I think if Neji Hyuuga had been a butch lesbian every girl in the series would have forgotten about Sasuke in two seconds flat
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I think if Neji Hyuuga had been a butch lesbian every girl in the series would have forgotten about Sasuke in two seconds flat

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in regards to the shikanejitematen fic potentially involving some d&d: i’m very open to ideas about who’s playing which class, but i do want to specify, i’m not thinking of which classes these characters would be in naruto, i’m thinking about which classes they would want to play.
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do you like nejitema
short answer: yeah, i can get behind that. if certain canon events didn’t happen as they did, i could actually see this being plausible.
long answer: i have been thinking about nejitema a lot. they’re a rarepair that there’s not a ton of content featuring, for better and for worse — i like that my interpretation of them isn’t colored by anyone else’s, but i also wish i had *some* frame of reference for what their relationship would look like.
(extra long answer: i’ve specifically been thinking about them together in the context of the shikanejitematen fic i’ve been wanting to write. i’ll admit shikaten has given me an easier time than nejitema thus far, and tematen and shikaneji are incredibly fun. realistically, the next thing i publish will be shikatema so i can convince myself i know their characters before i dive too far into self indulgent territory!!)
Can we have some Neji/Tema love???
So I have a problem with all the vociferous adulation surrounding @actuallydeglace ’s kisasaku fic Uneasy Coexistence. Not that it doesn’t deserve all that praise, but rather it starkly brings out the lack of applause for another fic, a better one even(if I may presume to say so), by the same author. I am talking about the following masterpiece: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4158815/1/Via-Media
Though great are her other stories, I feel Via Media is comparatively underappreciated. More people should be going vocally berserk about it, given the tour de force of crack that it is. One emotionally/socially constipated Neji, a rambunctious-as-ever Temari sharing a month of guard duty. There’s a plethora of hilarious situations including “interspecies hanky-panky” - a phrase I am gonna remember for the rest of my life. Seriously, the deluge of comic madness compensates for the absence of dearest saku-chan. I urge everyone to read it and then burst into rhapsodic ecstasies exalting its sublime comedy.
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who is more likely to hurt the other? Temariwho is emotionally stronger? Nejiwho is physically stronger? I feel like they are both equals, because of how much Temari has to carry that fan.who is more likely to break a bone? Neji because he is more of a close range fighter.who knows best what to say to upset the other? Temari, she’s used to using her words as a weapon, not that she ever would.who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? Temariwho treats who’s wounds more often? Temari treats Neji because she worries a lot about him.who is in constant need of comfort? Temari, she has been plagued quite a bit by nightmares lately.who gets more jealous? Nejiwho’s most likely to walk out on the other? Temari, for sure.who will propose? Nejiwho has the most difficult parents? What parents? No but seriously, what parents... I can’t answer this one.who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? Nejiwho comes up for the other all the time? I’m not sure I understand this one in all honesty, so I won’t answer. who hogs the blankets? Temari, definitely. who gets more sad? Temariwho is better at cheering the other up? Neji, he’s good with words and he knows sometimes words aren’t needed.who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? Temariwho is more streetwise? Nejiwho is more wise? Depends. Tactics would be Temari I assume seeing as that is her strong point.who’s the shyest? Temariwho boasts about the other more? Neji?who sits on who’s lap? Temari sits on Neji’s lap