Nov 14, 2025
I want to marry jaehyun so bad you donāt GET IT BRO
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I want to marry jaehyun so bad you donāt GET IT BRO
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What your favourite NCT subunit says about you
NCT Dream: You need sleep. Youāre running on 2 hours of sleep.
NCT Wish: You just need serotonin in your life. You had Saja boys - soda pop on repeat since it came out. They probably had your soul taken away.
NCT U Taeyong&Ten: You didnāt choose the streets, the streets chose you.
NCT U: You simultaneously stan 86 Kpop groups. You probably canāt pick a Seventeen bias. Youāre also for the streets.
NCT 127: You claim youāre the neoest neo to ever neo and no one will ever understand just how neo you are and you go on and on about how sticker saved the Kpop industry and how you have āpukupukupowpowā as your alarm every morning but then Spotify wrap season comes around and you have NCT wish - super cute as your top song.
NCT Dojaejung: Youāre very annoying. You run around with a megaphone yelling āwhen is DoJaeJung coming backā. Very annoying. But also valid. Very valid.
NCT U The 7th sense: Youāre entitled to a seniors discount.
WayV: You cry in the bathtub listening to Joji and then body roll as you dry because your playlist is on shuffle and love talk started playing.
NCT 2023: You also cry in the bathtub listening to Joji glimpse of us.
idc how old this picture is it shook me to my core the first time it made a resurgence on my algorithm in 2023ā¦ my two ultsā¦ togetherā¦ looking so fineā¦ i almost died actually.
Yuta: Rules were made to be broken.
Doyoung: No they weren't. Nothing was made to be broken.
Johnny: PiƱatas
Taeyong: Glow sticks!
Mark: Eggshells
Jaehyun: Records
Jungwoo: Spaghetti if the pot is small
Haechan: Water balloons
Yuta: Rules
Haechan: Hey Doyoung
Doyoung: Yeah?
*full minute of silent eye contact*
Haechan: Bitch
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Chenle: You know you can tell people to stop making advances right?
Jisung: They were? I can never tell when people are flirting or being friendly.
Chenle: Maybe we should make out until you figure it out then.
Jisung: Platonically or...
Chenle: š
Renjun: I murdered someone.
Jisung: In self defense right?
Jeno: It's ok we still love you.
Chenle: I can help you hire someone to do it for you instead next time.
Jisung: Please say it was a murderer or abuser.
Jaemin: We've all been there.
*Mark and Haechan are yoinked back from 127*
Mark: Hi guys! Whats up?
Jisung: Apparently Renjun murdered someone, and Chenle hires people to do that sometimes and Jaemin's 'been there'.
Haechan: Oh yeah, we have.
Jisung, close to fainting from the reveal that four of his hyungs have possibly been in murder adjacent situations: We HAVE???
Mark: So what did you guys want for dinner?
Jisung: I saw a new Japanese place earlier.
Haechan: I'm craving Chicken today.
Jaemin: I want a bite of Renjun.
Renjun: š¤Ø
Chenle: So you want Chinese food.
Jeno: I'm fine with anything. (.āā”ā)