#nct incorrect

Mark: That’s not true!

Jaemin: Everyone raise your hand if you thought Mark and Haechan are a couple!

NCT + nctzens: *raises their hands*

Mark:

jisung, nervously patting jeno’s arm: hyung, hyung, hyung!

jeno, half-awake: what, what’s wrong?

jisung: bats eat spiders. what if batman ever meets spider-man? will spider-man be ok?

Hendery: Here you go.

Ten: Unh unh don't give him that. Johnny what did you call him?

Johnny: Hector.

Ten: That's not his name.

Johnny: Harold.

Ten: Try again.

Johnny: Herman.

Ten: Get the fuck out of my house. And don't talk to me and my sons ever again.

Johnny: Well I never. See you later Humphrey and Russian Boy.

Hendery: Bye Jamie

Yangyang: Bye Wisconsin Man.

Johnny: Goodbye Thirteen.

johnny: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

mark: Orange soda, please!

johnny: I'll have the strawberry soda.

yuta: Me too, strawberry soda.

Taeyong: a firefighter?

person a: *casually has their tongue out, doing the bare minimum*

person b: *hot and bothered, sweating* e-excuse me put that tongue back in where it belongs!

person a: oh sorry *kisses person b for a damn long time*

person b:

person a: *pulls away*

person b:

person a: you didn’t say where

jaemin: UHM???? WHAT????

jeno: excuse me???